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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by scatter, Jan 23, 2019.

  1. scatter

    scatter NES Member

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    ...you have to put on reading glasses to trim your fingernails so that you can practice songs that nobody cares about anymore on your old broken down acoustic guitar.

    Dammit.
     
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  2. Stape

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    I feel old when I hear songs I used to jam out to on "Classic rock" stations. Or, before I retired from mil, I would see guys coming in with birth dates before I joined.
     
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    How about when you're filling out a form online and you have check the box with your age range, and you have to click the next to the last one.
     
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    I feel old when I realize I’m just a fat middle aged old guy.
     
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    middle age? shit, I can't remember when I was middle aged.
     
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    Middle age for me was a moving target because I didn't think I was even going to live this long :D
     
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    I can't remember anything...
     
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    I'm so old the iron in my blood has turned to lead in my ass.
     
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    ...have an extra pair of boxer shorts in your vehicle
     
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    When you go the gym at 5:30 in the AM and you happily socialize with the 70+ group, finding common interests...
     
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    Typing on a smart phone but remember party lines . And a old gun/sports writer I believe it was Robert Rourke said . Women ,guns and booze are what's important in life. Age makes the difference what order they are in . Or something like that
     
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    Yep. When you have to keep scrolling down to find your birth year on the drop down menu, you start feeling old. I think they do that on purpose. Bastards.
     
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    You unknowingly grunt out loud when you sit down, or get up......every........single........time.
     
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    When the things I used to do all night now take all night to do.
     
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    When you see this at the local packie and yell f*** out loud
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    Better than sharting :)
     
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    Saw a meme recently that said, "You know you're getting old when you are filling out a form on your phone and you have to spin that year selector thing like you are playing Wheel of Fortune"!!!

    Me. I know I'm getting old when I get up out of my recliner and make those 'dad' noises.



    Then I ran across this one yesterday.

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    This describes me in the morning. Apparently, I have Chronic Hypothermia!
     
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    since you brought it up, me too!
     
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    You get the senior discount without asking..
     
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    Also fits the symptoms of a major hangover....
     
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    If you can tune a carburetor.
     
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    Hell, if you even know what a carburetor is!
     
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    When AARP mail solicitations look tempting.
     
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    When you consider a Middle Aged person a young one and you look at a 40 year old as a child! When your skin crackles when you scratch yourself.
     
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    When you had the hots for her.
     

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    Start waking up in the middle of the night to pee....
     
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    I was trying to reply to this but I forgot what I was going to say. Shit. Help me out here. Does anybody know what I was going to say?
     
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    Don't worry, I'll fix this for all of you. Since we're on the subject I'm sure that more than a few of you wear one of the following... Because nothing says it quite like these.
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    Damn it... that's all I wear!
     
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