WTF is wrong with Florida??

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http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2012-09-10/Deputies-find-96-pills-stashed-in-womans-vagina-#.

PUNTA GORDA, Fla.- Charlotte County Sheriff's deputies arrested a Gulf Cove woman Monday morning on three outstanding drug warrants for Violation of Probation. At the County Jail, corrections deputies located 96 narcotics pills in her vagina. Jennifer Emily Creque, 31, of 12150 Alumna Avenue, was arrested.

Shortly after midnight, Intake deputies conducted a strip search of Creque and discovered a condom that she had placed in her vagina. Inside the condom was a cellophane wrapper with tape around it thatcontained seven Morphine, 20 Carisoprodol, and 69 Tramadol pills.Creque said she knew it was against the law but needed the drugs to help her sleep.
 
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Not from Florida.... just thought I'd throw my two cents out there in regards to standardized testing. Like my post says.... I think its for the birds.

Every child in America entering school at the age of five is mentally ill
because he comes to school with certain allegiances to our founding fathers,
toward our elected officials, toward his parents, toward a belief in a
supernatural being, and toward the sovereignty of this nation as a separate
entity. It’s up to you as teachers to make all these sick children well—by
creating the international child of the future.


-- From the keynote address to the 1973 Childhood International Education Seminar in
Boulder, Colorado, delivered by Harvard psychiatrist Chester M. Pierce.



http://www.johntaylorgatto.com/chapters/index.htm I can't suggest John Taylor Gatto's work on American Education enough .





 

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Shouldn't this be a "WTF is wrong with Florida megathread"??
Good point because the weird crap that comes out of Florida is endless, such as this:

Naked man with laptop found on bench at beach

Thomas Edwin March IV, 51, was found naked on a bench at Bunche Beach.
March reportedly had a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, three 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger.
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/09/a_north_fort_myers_man.html
 
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LOL, lets add one more....wow,

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-09-10/news/os-man-arrested-president-threat-20120910_1_deputies-president-barack-obama-orange-county-sheriff-s-office

Terrence Bonney, 53, was charged with misusing 911 after he called the emergency line five times to complain about Obama and the government.
After he was arrested, Bonney told deputies he has a photo in his home depicting the President with a noose around his neck, but "did not intend on hurting the president."
 

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Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show

A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report.

Carlos Romero, 31, was collared yesterday and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal.
Full Story >>> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142

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Many levels of FAIL here:

Shahid Mohammed Kalam, 22, of 26460 Croft Lane, deposited a $1,000 stolen or forged check at 3 a.m. at the Suncoast Schools Federal Credit Union and then attempted to withdraw cash from the automated-teller machine, according to the Brooksville Police Department.

The ATM card he used was expired and he was using an improper personal identification number, police said.

The machine took the card, so Kalam responded by backing his vehicle against the building at 18915 Cortez Blvd., tied a seatbelt to the ATM and attempted to rip it from the wall, said Police Chief George Turner.

That tactic didn't work, so he used a stolen .25-caliber handgun and fired a round through the front door of the bank, which shattered the glass, police said.

Full Story >>> http://www2.hernandotoday.com/news/hernando-news/2012/sep/21/haobito1-police-man-shot-empty-bank-ar-508075/
 
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Dracula
Blending in has not been this Florida man’s strong point. Alan Dale Lee, 45, has a lengthy rap sheet in the Sunshine State but his mouth —or, more specifically, his teeth — are what police really remember. Cops in Dade County have dubbed Lee "Dracula," a play on the fanged horror film character.



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http://www.wwntradio.com/news/news.php/displayType/article/11222/2012/10/florida-teen-14-charged-with-first-degree-murder

A pregnant fourteen-year-old girl secretly delivered her baby with a pair of scissors in the family bathroom before throttling the boy to death and hiding the body in a shoe box.

Cassidy Goodison, 14, has been charged as an adult with first degree murder after police learned how she killed her child following months of fearfully disguising her pregnancy from her mother and father.
 

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Patrick Linn accused of sneaking into neighbor's barn, having sex with horse... again!

Tallahassee, Florida (WCTV) -- A Gadsden County man is accused of sneaking into a neighbor's barn and having sex with a horse.

It's the second time Patrick Linn has been arrested for it.

The owner of that horse can hardly believe Linn would return to the scene of the crime.

"I would say it's hard to believe, but I had a feeling he'd be back because I believe it's a compulsion type thing with him
Full Story >>> http://www.wtsp.com/news/florida/article/276906/19/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-horse-again
 

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6-month-old girl dies after being left in car

MIAMI —
Police say a six-month-old girl died after her father apparently forgot to drop her off at daycare and left her strapped in her car seat for as long as nine hours in near 90 degree heat.

Miami-Dade police say the father dropped off his older children at Doral Academy Preparatory School Tuesday morning and then drove to work. He was supposed to have taken the baby to a daycare center about 9 a.m.

The Miami Herald reports the child's brother found her when his father picked him up Tuesday afternoon. She was rushed to a hospital where she was pronounced dead.
Full Story >>> http://www.palmbeachpost.com/ap/ap/florida/6-month-old-girl-dies-after-being-left-in-car/nSMGm/

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http://www.pawnation.com/2012/10/11/mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-on-the-run-after-biting-woman/

The wild Rhesus Macaque has been spotted around Tampa for several years, developing a following and Facebook page. Mr. Mystery Monkey's website claims that the animal has been shot with a tranquilizer gun on multiple occasions, but authorities have yet to apprehend the monkey.

Now that the monkey has shown his wilder side, officials are strengthening their efforts to capture him. Before the bite, people were eager to spy the animal and offer it treats. These former Mystery Monkey fans are being warned to avoid close contact with the wild critter.

"This monkey bit a woman. It was unprovoked. ... This is typical of what happens when wildlife associates people with feeding," Gary Morse, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, told ABC News. "No matter how the feeding is done, direct or indirect, on purpose or inadvertent, the behavior and the results tend to be the same."
 

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/19822963/hulk-hogan-to-file-lawsuits-over-sex-tape

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Former pro wrestler Hulk Hogan sued a disc jockey, the DJ's ex-wife and a gossip website Monday, several months after a sex tape involving Hogan and the woman was posted online.

Hogan said in two lawsuits that he had consensual sex with his best friend's wife, Heather Clem, about six years ago in the Clems' home, but he did not know he was being secretly recorded.

"Mr. Hogan had a reasonable expectation of his privacy, just as all Americans have a reasonable expectation of their privacy in their bedrooms," attorney Charles Harder said.
 

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Howard Stern is all over this, he had Hulk Hogan in studio last week.
He is also Bubbas former boss, where Bubba had an afternoon show on Howards 101 channel for five years.
Howard played a recorded statement from Bubba today.

BTW, here's a pic of Bubbas ex-wife Heather.
Google Image search for "Heather Clem" and you'll find a whole lot more.

Beat me to it.


 

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Howard Stern is all over this, he had Hulk Hogan in studio last week.
He is also Bubbas former boss, where Bubba had an afternoon show on Howards 101 channel for five years.
Howard played a recorded statement from Bubba today.

BTW, here's a pic of Bubbas ex-wife Heather.
Google Image search for "Heather Clem" and you'll find a whole lot more.

You missed a spot. Hulk was also best man at Bubbas wedding to Heather.
 
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