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Woman marries zombie girl doll. Peak clown-world achieved yet?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The5thDentist, Feb 15, 2019.

  1. The5thDentist

    The5thDentist NES Life Member NES Member

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    20 year old woman marries doll. Not just any doll, but her young girl zombie doll.
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    Woman weds Zombie doll and they've even consummated marriage | Metro News

     
  2. MisterHappy

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    What? You'd prefer that they lived in sin?

    At least there's some attempt at keeping up with traditional mores and values.
     
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  3. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    I am not sure that that is an accurate description of what they did.

    In fact, I'm pretty darn sure of it.
     
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  4. Hetzer

    Hetzer NES Member

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    OMG that poor zombie doll !!
     
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    gscott NES Member

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    Doll and marriage was consummated. I assume she did all the work or the doll vibrates
     
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    I think she meant " consumed".
     
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  7. enbloc

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    Woman marries zombie girl doll.

    This just in...

    "Zombie girl doll files for divorce, cites "Irreconcilable Differences..."
     
  8. Radtekk

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    Somebody stop the planet, I want to get off.
     
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    She must tuck him in at night, inside multiple belly rolls.
     
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  10. Hetzer

    Hetzer NES Member

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    Which one's the zombie?
     
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    Crazy eyes...
     
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    the one who votes democrat...

    oh wait, trick question, they both do that already
     
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    I think they Honeymooned in Jamaica plain . . . .
     
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    Sweet. Maybe we can soon add a Z to the LGBTTQQIAAP insanity.
     
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    As a teacher I'm a mandated reporter, so I need to call DYS and report child abuse.
     
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    I’m curious if that is an actual abbreviation or did you just press a bunch of letters. I’m thinking it’s real, and I’m sad.
     
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    Agreed, definitely could have done better.
     
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    It shouldn't even be allowed near a toaster.
     
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    FIFY...
     
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    According to Wikipedia, it's the latest initialized update to the accepted mental illness sweeping our planet.
     
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    That's a huge bitch!!!
     
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    OH!!! WTF?!?!
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