Why Guns Are Better Than Women

[Moderator]

(not to upset the ladies, just a joke )

If you don't like the accessories for your gun, you can get new ones.
You can come home drunk and your gun won't complain.
You can play with multiple guns, and your other guns don't get jealous.
If you miss the target the gun doesn't complain.
If your gun pisses you off, you can lock it in the closet.
You can buy sell and trade guns as much as you like.
Guns are ready to play when you are.
Guns will play all day if you want to.
Nine months later doesn't matter when you play with your gun.
The bigger the gun, the more you and your buddies wanna play with it.

 

[Lynne]

Why get upset? The same thing applies to "Why guns are better than men"

[lol]

 

[Moderator]

 

[Cross-X]

If you ever have an AD, the gun won't remind you over and over again.

The gun won't complain if you don't take it out very often.

The gun won't complain if you are fast on the trigger.

The gun doesn't need to be romanced to get it to do what you want.

A gun never longs for diamonds and pearls.

If you get tired of a gun, you can always get a new one.

You won't mind if all your buddies want to play with your new gun,
and it doesn't matter if they're better with 'er than you are.

 

[JonJ]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

 

[Cross-X]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

 

[FPrice]

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

I think the term is "whipped"......

 

[Cross-X]

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

I think the term is "whipped"......

Because I am on double secret stay of execution probation, I am unable to agree with your profound observation. Sorry!

 

[Lynne]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

No - it's because Jon is a gentleman.

 

[FPrice]

No - it's because Jon is a gentleman.

Well Darius. I guess we were told!

[shock]

 

[Grifter]

Guns don't steal your covers and then yell at you about how cold the room is!

(At the time of this post I am in my office sitting on a freezing cold leather chair at who knows what time in the middle of the night, planning my attack on how I'm going to advance toward the bed and attempt to wiggle myself back into it and attempt a recon to get a piece of covers)

 

[Cross-X]

Guns don't steal your covers and then yell at you about how cold the room is!

(At the time of this post I am in my office sitting on a freezing cold leather chair at who knows what time in the middle of the night, planning my attack on how I'm going to advance toward the bed and attempt to wiggle myself back into it and attempt a recon to get a piece of covers)

Wow! You get the gold star for this contribution to the cause.

Perfecto!

 

[JonJ]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

No - it's because Jon is a gentleman.

Thanks Lynne.

Hahahaha you other guys

 

[Cross-X]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

No - it's because Jon is a gentleman.

Thanks Lynne.

Hahahaha you other guys

Careful, JonJ -- she probably wants something from you!





8)

 

[JonJ]

Careful, JonJ -- she probably wants something from you!





8)

No way, I don't believe that for a minute. Lynne is a real nice lady.

 

[Lynne]

Careful, JonJ -- she probably wants something from you!

8)

No way, I don't believe that for a minute. Lynne is a real nice lady.

See??? He really IS a gentleman. [lol]

Darius...you've been hanging around with too many criminals...it's making you a doubting Thomas. [lol]

 

[Cross-X]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

No - it's because Jon is a gentleman.

Thanks Lynne.

Hahahaha you other guys

Careful, JonJ -- she probably wants something from you!





8)

Lynne, dearie, time for new glasses -- you missed the smilie at the end of my post.

T'was just a joke, dear, just a little joke.

8)

 

[Lynne]

I for one would NEVER say that a gun is better than a woman

You really are well-trained, aren't you?

No - it's because Jon is a gentleman.

Thanks Lynne.

Hahahaha you other guys

Careful, JonJ -- she probably wants something from you!


8)

Lynne, dearie, time for new glasses -- you missed the smilie at the end of my post.

T'was just a joke, dear, just a little joke.

8)

I know cutiepie. I'm not THAT blonde ya know. [lol]

 

[Cross-X]

Fair enuff -- but I will be checking on you from time to time to make sure you are not getting too blonde!

[roll]

 

[Lynne]

Fair enuff -- but I will be checking on you from time to time to make sure you are not getting too blonde!

[roll]

Good...sometimes those blonde attacks sneak up on ya before you know what's happening...altho, I don't suffer from it too frequently, but when I do I usually blame the drugs.

[lol]

 

[dwarven1]

Good...sometimes those blonde attacks sneak up on ya before you know what's happening...altho, I don't suffer from it too frequently, but when I do I usually blame the drugs.

If they happen while you're driving, you could always call BlondeStar... [lol]

 

[Cross-X]

Good...sometimes those blonde attacks sneak up on ya before you know what's happening...altho, I don't suffer from it too frequently, but when I do I usually blame the drugs.

If they happen while you're driving, you could always call BlondeStar... [lol]

Whew! The Dwarven1 is firing on all cylinders this morning!

Very funny!

 

[Lynne]

Good...sometimes those blonde attacks sneak up on ya before you know what's happening...altho, I don't suffer from it too frequently, but when I do I usually blame the drugs.

If they happen while you're driving, you could always call BlondeStar... [lol]

[lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Garys]

And, your .44 won't complain if you trade it in for a pair of .22s.

 

[Moderator]

And, your .44 won't complain if you trade it in for a pair of .22s.

O'yeah your gonna fit in just fine around these parts. [lol]

 

[Lynne]

And, your .44 won't complain if you trade it in for a pair of .22s.

O'yeah your gonna fit in just fine around these parts. [lol]

[lol] [lol] [lol] yeah, huh?

 

[Cross-X]

And, your .44 won't complain if you trade it in for a pair of .22s.

And if your wife enjoys guns, I guess she should feel free to make a similar trade???

 

[KingCobra58]

Ten more reasons:

#10.You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9.You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7.Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6.Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is
favored over a woman....
#1.You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Ten reasons for guns over women.