Who's Participating in the 2020 Census...?

Who's Participating in the 2020 Census...?

  • I am...

    Votes: 59 57.3%
  • I 'm not...

    Votes: 25 24.3%
  • What's a Census...?

    Votes: 19 18.4%

  • Total voters
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GomerPile

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I do my part to make sure my tax money is well spent and that the temporary workers they hire earn some extra cash.

1) When the census form shows up in the mail I use it to start my wood stove.

2) When the reminders come telling me to fill out my census form I use them to start my wood stove. Although sometimes I write notes on them, grocery lists, shit that I can't remember anymore...you get the idea.

3) When the census worker comes by to ask questions I tell them to come back next week I'm busy.

4) When they do come back I tell them that only 1 person lives here and that I am not answering any more questions because the government has a nasty habit of prosecuting people that they think have lied to them. Martha Stewart was not in jail for insider trading, they say she lied to the FBI. The government has unlimited resources to prosecute that crap, I have very limited resources to defend myself.

The constitution is clear that the government should determine how many people live here, all my slaves should be counted at 3/5ths of a person. The Indians I used to keep hopped up on firewater out on the back 40 have moved to CT to start a casino.

Free fire starter, free notepaper, government worker earning a living wage...and they know that only 1 person lives here.
 
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I have received 2 letters since that they may drop me off the voting list since.

My taxes are paid up, my excise taxes on the vehicles are paid ,but they don’t know who lives here.
Are you talking about Federal census,
or the stupid Town Directory revenue-generating scam?

Because IIRC...
The town should have no way of knowing who answered the Federal Census.
And the Feds have no way of dropping people off of voting rolls
(otherwise Trump could swing the banhammer on a few dozen million crimaliens).
And the town can't drop you for binning their census if you just keep voting.
 

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Are you talking about Federal census,
or the stupid Town Directory revenue-generating scam?

Because IIRC...
The town should have no way of knowing who answered the Federal Census.
And the Feds have no way of dropping people off of voting rolls
(otherwise Trump could swing the banhammer on a few dozen million crimaliens).
And the town can't drop you for binning their census if you just keep voting.
Your right, it may be both, plus I had a half dozen quizzers come up to put me in the National housing survey.

But I told them no thanks, the list of questions for that went far beyond who resides here.
 

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My taxes are paid up, my excise taxes on the vehicles are paid ,but they don’t know who lives here.
I did the "two" last time and they sent someone, called, etc.

I hope this time if they pay a visit in NH they put down the name on the doors. Those names are the prior owner. One is glued to the storm door such that removal would damage the door and the other is engraved on a $200 brass knocker (I looked on Amazon) that I'm not about to replace. Otherwise they will only get the "two" answer again.
 

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They sent a woman to fill to quiz me twice, and I wouldn’t tell her anything.

Then they sent a hippy looking bearded old guy with long hair playing the good guy game,

(In case I was maybe one of those basket of deplorable people)

When I didn’t answer his first 3 questions

He come back with “ok ,if your not comfortable answering those you can just answer the ones you’re comfortable with.”

I agreed, he smiled and asked me something.

My answer was , “I’m not comfortable answering that.”

He looked up ,figured it out, folded up his clipboard and left.

I have received 2 letters since that they may drop me off the voting list since.

My taxes are paid up, my excise taxes on the vehicles are paid ,but they don’t know who lives here.
Oh, they KNOW who lives there. They just can't sell the demographic data and may or may not be able to use the head count for it's sole (lawful) purpose.
 

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I have received 2 letters since that they may drop me off the voting list since.
That has to be a local census. The Feds can't drop you from the registered voter list. Let them drop you, then just go to town hall and register a month before an election.

I ducked the last Fed census totally.
 

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That has to be a local census. The Feds can't drop you from the registered voter list. Let them drop you, then just go to town hall and register a month before an election.

I ducked the last Fed census totally.
I just download the form, fill it out in Spanish (with help) and mail it in to register. Jack.
 

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Look around. They are the bald guys in orange robes.

You really need one, send me a PM, I know where to find them.
In a pinch, I can point you to some Laotian monks.
We are a diverse group. Amazing we don't kill each other in sight, since according to the nuts on the left of us we're all racist murderers.

I have some Central and South American contacts that could translate for Spanish and Portuguese. And several Asian ladies can handle one or two Chinese dialects.

Try Klingon!

Tu'lu' mughwI' online vaj tlhIngan mugh ghojmoHwI'pu'na' pagh tu' SoH.
 
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Who's Participating in the 2020 Census...?
I am only telling them that two adults live here. If they ask for race, I will tell them American and Asian. Last time they sent a census taker twice demanding things like nicknames, number of computers, and other things the Government has no business knowing
 

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I am only telling them that two adults live here. If they ask for race, I will tell them American and Asian. Last time they sent a census taker twice demanding things like nicknames, number of computers, and other things the Government has no business knowing
I'm a member of the human race, notwithstanding rumors to the contrary.
 

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Tell them you like fava beans.
Well, it wasn't a census worker, but...

I have a habit of singing to myself silly little songs of my own design (usually to the tune of something well-known, like Christmas carols, but sometimes something totally made up), usually with extremely rude lyrics. This is, I'm sure, a form of stimming, something we have in common with the other autistics.

Anyway, it was a Saturday morning, and I had been doing something grubby out in the yard, but was in the kitchen when I started loudly singing what came into my head, a catchy little tune about a rooster named Charlie Chickn:
"CHAAAAAARLIE Chickn, he says suck my c*ck!" (and several more lines like that).

I forgot the window was open.

The doorbell rings. I answer it in a filthy and stinky wife-beater.

It was a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses.

They sputtered something, then turned and beat it. They didn't even leave me with a copy of Watchtower.
 
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so the US Constitution says the govt must count all the people in the country, yet they fine us if we don't answer properly. WTF.. you want to know how many people live in my house, sit outside and watch. Maybe after a month you'll know. Why is it my responsibility to do YOUR job.
 

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I was gonna say you have a rich internal life
until I got to that line of the story...
The real question, of course: will that (along with the Gadsden Flag on the pole, and the "Come Back with a Warrant" doormat) be sufficient to put us on the list of houses they no longer visit? [grin]
 

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The 2020 Census arrived in the mail today. Needed info on how to respond electronically or to be followed up by manual paper census.
 

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URGENT: DO NOT PANIC...

They are only required to get your name and address!!!

NOTHING ELSE

I'm not filling out information on if I own my home or have a mortgage.
I'm not telling anyone that I am "Laotian" or ANY of that BS.

Keep pressing the "NEXT" button repeatedly and you can SKIP these BS questions.

They know my address, phone number, and who lives with me.
No birthdates!

Don't tell them more than they need to know.

The more representation we get in Massachusetts - the more rights we will lose.

Any racial information they ask for will be used against you.

Think about all the illegals here is Massachusetts...

Do you think they are going to answer these questions!?!?!
 

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URGENT: DO NOT PANIC...

They are only required to get your name and address!!!

NOTHING ELSE
Not so sure about the name. I also received mine today and did some research, read about a constitutionalist from NC who mentioned that you are only required to provide number of people who live in the house, so that's what I did. Put something to the extend of "not your business" for names, and then the rest of the question you just click NEXT a few times and you can move on. It will try to "insist". like in your DOB, but click NEXT again and you'll move on. I am certainly not providing them my DOB, real name, gender, race, color of the hair on my balls, etc.
Of course, the government probably already knows that anyways.

And I am referring to the online census of course.
 

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So, they are too cheap to send an actual census form. I just got mine in the mail. No Census Form, just a note telling me to go online and fill
it out.
Screw them! I pay for my internet acces, not them!

I will do the same thing I did last time up in Mansfield. When the black lady showed up banging on my door, all I told her was I live alone, and
I hate democrats and illegals and welfare freeloaders. yada, yada, yada.

She got pretty pissed at me, but she left and I never heard anything again.[rofl][rofl]
 
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