Which Caliber for Cicada?

[AmmoSapien]

So I was chillin in my Beverly apartment tonight when this f**ker buzzes the tower (my head) and proceeds to careen around the whole room; buzzing like Hillary's diesel-powered-dildo. Being unarmed, I was forced to throw and old pizza box over him and executed a Bruce Lee stomp. He crunched like crusty sock full of corn chips. Upon inspection I identified him as either an Unholy Hell-Beetle or a Cicada. Two inches long with wings the size of my thumbs and beady eyes that stare into your soul. This thing could use a .22 LR as a butt-plug so what do you guys think, 45ACP, 50BMG or just Nuke the site from orbit?

They Mostly come at night...mostly.

In his sunken city, dead cicada waits, dreaming.

Seriously, what the actual f**k, since when do we have fat f**king flying Cicadas on the north shore?

 

[citoriguy]

An RPG is your only chance. Well, that and fire.

RIP AmmoSapien.

 

[Contramnky]

This should do.

 

[Hustler One]

 

[rocket500]

50BMG

 

[JDL]

12GA.

 

[marleythefish]

kill it with fire

 

[looser38]

Answer: D. All of the above to start.
If that doesn't work, it's going to get f**kn ugly.

 

[Dadstoys]

Get you some of these.
Cicada killers.

 

[josie wales]

So I was chillin in my Beverly apartment tonight when this f**ker buzzes the tower (my head) and proceeds to careen around the whole room; buzzing like Hillary's diesel-powered-dildo. Being unarmed, I was forced to throw and old pizza box over him and executed a Bruce Lee stomp. He crunched like crusty sock full of corn chips. Upon inspection I identified him as either an Unholy Hell-Beetle or a Cicada. Two inches long with wings the size of my thumbs and beady eyes that stare into your soul. This thing could use a .22 LR as a butt-plug so what do you guys think, 45ACP, 50BMG or just Nuke the site from orbit?

View attachment 296747 They Mostly come at night...mostly.

View attachment 296748 In his sunken city, dead cicada waits, dreaming.

Seriously, what the actual f**k, since when do we have fat f**king flying Cicadas on the north shore?

Sounds like a Dobson Fly

 

[josie wales]

Dobson Fly

 

[hijinx]

40mm. Either a blooper or 203 will do.

 

[Hetzer]

Nuke it from orbit....it’s the only way to be sure.

 

[Canndo]

Had one in my house last week. Same experience. Thought it was a friggin bat! He died in a fire pit accident, lol.
I found another one dead on my patio yesterday.

 

[enbloc]

.0357"

2 to the chest, 1 to the head...

 

[Koolmoose]

Do they make a Cicada version of the bug assault? Kind of a BFG 9000 for giant bugs.

 

[fshalor]

Velvet ants. Solve all the world's problem. Do NOT piss off a female.cow ant. Do not.

They are on a mission.

Second most painful event of my life was being tagged by one. And yeah, they are wasps. Not ants. I know.

 

[Uzi2]

Don't mess around, this is what you need.

 

[richc]

Never heard of one and looked it up. Holy crap!

Velvet ants. Solve all the world's problem. Do NOT piss off a female.cow ant. Do not.

They are on a mission.

Second most painful event of my life was being tagged by one. And yeah, they are wasps. Not ants. I know.

 

[caboose84]

Obviously 40 caliber- even EddieCoyle agrees on that!

 

[citoriguy]

Cicadas sting??! Definitely use fire then.

 

[Prepper]

Make friends with some Chinese people. They will capture them and eat them for you.

 

[Twigg]

.22 shotshell, Good practice for trap & skeet.

 

[Reptile]

 

[Zappa]

Try one of these:

 

[tuna]

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Don't mess around, this is what you need.

R2D2 looks excited.

 

[Blackmore]

Try one of these:

Not enough power. Ask me how I know.

 

[namedpipes]

Redneck shotgun

 

[Zappa]

Wow, that was a fast 17 years, because here they come again:

Millions of cicadas expected to emerge after 17 years underground

 

[BTSDOG]

You killed the Scout doing RECON. You are in deep shit now.....They never leave their dead behind......