Which action hero would you be?

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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Which Action Hero Would You Be?

Batman, the Dark Knight 83%
Captain Jack Sparrow 75%
The Terminator 71%
Lara Croft 71% (I don't have the boobs for this... I'd need falsies, just like Angelina Jolie)
El Zorro 71%
Maximus 67% (Who??)
James Bond, Agent 007 63%
Neo, the "One" 63% (Oh, yech.)
William Wallace 58%
The Amazing Spider-Man 58%
Indiana Jones 54% (OK, I could get into this...)

Although... I always kinda wanted to be either the Green Hornet, the Green Arrow, or Doc Savage...
 
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.



Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

92%
Maximus

83%
Lara Croft

75%
William Wallace

71%
Indiana Jones

67%
Neo, the "One"

67%
James Bond, Agent 007

63%
Batman, the Dark Knight

58%
The Terminator

54%
El Zorro

46%
The Amazing Spider-Man

29%
 
You scored as William Wallace.



The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

William Wallace

92%

Maximus

83%

Indiana Jones

75%

Lara Croft

67%

The Terminator

67%

Batman, the Dark Knight

58%

Captain Jack Sparrow

54%

The Amazing Spider-Man

42%

El Zorro

33%

Neo, the "One"

25%

James Bond, Agent 007

25%
 
William Wallace 75%
Indiana Jones 71%
Lara Croft 67%
Neo, the "One" 67%
Maximus 54%
James Bond, Agent 007 54%
Batman, the Dark Knight 50%
Captain Jack Sparrow 46%
The Amazing Spider-Man 46%
The Terminator 42%
El Zorro 38%
 
You scored as Lara Croft.

A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

96%

With William Wallace following up at 92%. :D (appropo since I'm a Scot :D )
 
Maximus 79%
Lara Croft 58%
William Wallace 58%
Neo, the "One" 50%
Indiana Jones 42%
Batman, the Dark Knight 42%
Captain Jack Sparrow 42%
The Terminator 42%
El Zorro 33%
The Amazing Spider-Man 25%
James Bond, Agent 007 25%

Who is Maximus?
 
dwarven1 said:
Lynne said:
You scored as Lara Croft.

A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous,
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OK, I can understand the thrill-seeking part, but "unscrupulous"?? Lynne... I'm shocked. [shock] [shock]
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SLIGHTLY unscrupulous. When it comes to bad guys, I'm not bound by morals. [lol]
 
Well I guess Sue and I are a good match!.

William Wallace 92%

Maximus 83%

The Terminator 75%

Lara Croft 71%

Indiana Jones 71%

The Amazing Spider-Man 54%

Batman, the Dark Knight 54%

James Bond, Agent 007 46%

Neo, the "One" 33%

El Zorro 25%

Captain Jack Sparrow 17%
 
You scored as Maximus.


After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus

83%
Indiana Jones

75%
Captain Jack Sparrow

75%
James Bond, Agent 007

71%
The Amazing Spider-Man

58%
Neo, the "One"

58%
William Wallace

58%
Lara Croft

54%
Batman, the Dark Knight

54%
The Terminator

54%
El Zorro
 
You scored as William Wallace.

The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

Matched this by 98%.

Second was Neo at only 69%

Rounding out the top 10..

Indiana Jones 68%

The Terminator 63%

Captain Jack Sparrow 63%

El Zorro 63%

Batman, the Dark Knight 58%

Lara Croft 58%

James Bond, Agent 007 50%

The Amazing Spider-Man 42%
 
William Wallace - 75%
Neo, the "One" - 71%
Captain Jack Sparrow - 71%
Maximus - 67%
...

Good to see that there are more than a few crazed Scotts here. (One of my grandfather harks to the same name as a play by some English lout called Shakespeare.)

Ken
 
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007
75%
Maximus
71%
Lara Croft
63%
El Zorro
63%
Batman, the Dark Knight
58%
The Terminator
54%
Neo, the "One"
50%
Captain Jack Sparrow
50%
Indiana Jones
46%
William Wallace
42%
The Amazing Spider-Man
42%
 
Batman, the Dark Knight 96%

James Bond, Agent 007 83%

Neo, the "One" 71%

Maximus 63%

Captain Jack Sparrow 63%

Lara Croft 58%

The Terminator 54%

Indiana Jones 50%

William Wallace 46%

The Amazing Spider-Man 38%

El Zorro 13%
 
Cross-X said:
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
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Gee... an amoral lawyer with expensive tastes. [shock] Who'd a thunk it? [lol] [lol]
 
Captain Jack Sparrow 96%
Lara Croft 83%
Maximus 71%
Batman, the Dark Knight 63%
Indiana Jones 58%
Neo, the "One" 58%
The Terminator 54%
James Bond, Agent 007 54%
The Amazing Spider-Man 46%
William Wallace 46%
El Zorro 21%



Whats kind of funny and odd, I so wanna dress up and do RHPS
 
You scored as William Wallace.

The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

William Wallace 79%

James Bond, Agent 007 75%

Batman, the Dark Knight 71%

Lara Croft 67%

Indiana Jones 58%

Neo, the "One" 58%

El Zorro 54%

Maximus 54%

The Amazing Spider-Man 50%

The Terminator 38%

Captain Jack Sparrow 38%
 
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.



Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow 75%
Maximus 71%
William Wallace 71%
Lara Croft 71%
James Bond, Agent 007 67%
El Zorro 58%
Batman, the Dark Knight 58%
Indiana Jones 54%
The Amazing Spider-Man 54%
The Terminator 50%
Neo, the "One" 38%
 
You scored as Maximus.



After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus 75%

Indiana Jones 50%

Captain Jack Sparrow 46%

William Wallace 46%

Neo, the "One" 42%

The Terminator 38%

The Amazing Spider-Man 38%

Lara Croft 33%

El Zorro 25%

Batman, the Dark Knight 25%

James Bond, Agent 007 21%

Maximus, my ass, I HATE using swords.
 
Nickle said:
Maximus, my ass, I HATE using swords.
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Heh. Give me a katana and I'm one happy dwarf. Dwarf LIKE sharp, pointy things!!
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But, you have to swing the damned thing, and if you have a gun, and they get into knife/sword range, you're already FUBAR.

And you wonder WHY I prefer a rifle? I don't believe in letting them get close enough to use a pistol, let alone a sword.
 
Lynne said:
dwarven1 said:
Yeah, but you never have to reload a sword, and it never jams.
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Good point.
[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]

<slaps knee... I just crack me up>
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Oh, my. I'm cut to the quick. But Lynne? I've carried a sword before, unlike you Joannie Rebs... so I've got an edge.
 
Nickle said:
But, you have to swing the damned thing, and if you have a gun, and they get into knife/sword range, you're already FUBAR.

And you wonder WHY I prefer a rifle? I don't believe in letting them get close enough to use a pistol, let alone a sword.
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What do you think bows are for? [roll]

Hey, I prefer a .45 myself... but a sword always works.
 
dwarven1 said:
What do you think bows are for? [roll]

Hey, I prefer a .45 myself... but a sword always works.
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1300 meters with a bow, and accurate as well? Riiiight, I've got to see this.

OBTW - I already have a rifle set for longe range, BDC to 1300 meters.
 
Nickle said:
1300 meters with a bow, and accurate as well? Riiiight, I've got to see this.
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I'd like to see that too! Not sure it's possible. But where did I claim that kind of range? All I said was that it's longer ranged than a sword.
 

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