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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by scooter, Mar 22, 2016.
you forgot this one.
My cousin and some of his friends were at a day long outdoor concert and were partying pretty hard.
One of them realizes he had too much and needs to vomit.
He runs for the row of port a potties and finds one with the lock showing vacant, so he whips open the door and starts in.
Inside is a guy, sitting with pants around ankles in the middle of a movement.
Well, the kid can't hold it at this point and vomits in the guy's lap. Panicking, he then punches the guy in the face, slams the door shut and runs.
Gets back to where my cousin and other friends are and with out explaining at the time just says we need to leave, NOW!
With the exception of losing a child, I would be hard pressed to imagine a day much worse than the one the poor SOB in the pot a pottie was having that day.
(Sorry...I CANNOT help myself)
I like where they have secured the rope... I hope that rear window is stronger than it looks.
How do you suppose she got there?
One time I was at a concert all day and had to use the Porta potty. All of a sudden this drunk opens the door, pukes on me and punches me on the face.
my friend woke up to me smashing the bathroom door off his head wondering what the hell i was hitting behind the door.
except he had his pants at his ankles and must have passed out mid-shit. and he had peanut butter all over his ass. and my brother who lived with us at the time had a dog...
I always wondered if one day after a terrible day in the office the kid would be sitting at a bar and telling the guy next to him that he had just had the worst day ever and the guy saying "you want to hear about the worst day ever...don't I know you?"
Worst by far.
Hardest I have laughed in days. thanks!
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