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Stolen from another Forum.

When a woman wears leather clothing,

A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

Because she smells like a new truck!

(Or in my case, a new BIKE)
 
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Nickle said:
Stolen from another Forum.

When a woman wears leather clothing,

A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

Because she smells like a new truck!

(Or in my case, a new BIKE)
New truck nothing. I'm thinkin' holster...
 

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And for the guys like me who were misled by the title. I give you what you were looking for...








































 
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dreppucci007 said:
Thanks Derek...didn't expect it, but glad to see it.
For some reason I expected exactly something like that from him... Either that, or a picture of Brent in his "gimp' suit!
 

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Adam_MA said:
For some reason I expected exactly something like that from him... Either that, or a picture of Brent in his "gimp' suit!

Thats right folks!!! It is Brent day everyday here.. Throw them out!
 
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Right..like none of you three wouldn't if it was offered.......LOL

I'm waiting for her Playboy issue, You so know she'll be in there one day.
 

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Weer'd Beard said:
Jeebus H Christmas!!!

Am I the only one who sees Britney as a Dumpy Whore?

Keep that crap outta here!

Arrrr

-Weer'd Beard
Amen...She's gotten so much worse over the past couple years now, too. Especially with that POS worthless husband of hers...I think it's summed up pretty well in this Family Guy clip:

http://www.gorillamask.net/famguyfed.shtml
 
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Hamar said:
Right..like none of you three wouldn't if it was offered.......LOL
I dunno, if I had a stolen Member I might just do her just for braggin rights.

I love my member a little too much to damage it in that peice of used goods.

Yarrr

-Weer'd Beard

and by "Goods" I mean "SKANK"
 
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Weer'd Beard said:
Jeebus H Christmas!!!

Am I the only one who sees Britney as a Dumpy Whore?

Arrrr

-Weer'd Beard
You say that like its a bad thing....
I sure as hell don't want to marry her but she is HOT in that dirty kinda way [devil2]
 

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Wow SR, is that like + a Kazillion?...I don't remember the correct term for the number with 24 zero's...it's been a while since I had the abacus out. [smile]
 

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Does a belt and holster count as "leather clothing"? [smile]

Janet Leigh - pic stolen from Kim du Toit's website.

 
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