Whats more painful? A women giving child birth, or a man getting kicked in the nuts?

Rockrivr1 said:
I’m not a smart person, but I think you’ve called most people on NES morons! 😆
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What I meant was that it was incomprehensible to me until medication was judiciously applied. Even then it was full of holes.
Pretty sure I've never called anyone here a moron who didn't earn it first.
 
It depends.

First birth and it’s early so dilation isn’t big enough? Way worse than a second that just drops out after two pushes.

Worse still, are you a lass in the 1800s with a stuck baby? You may be subject to a symphysiotomy with the pleasure of a doctor cutting through your pubic cartilage with the newly invented chainsaw. … without any anesthesia.

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I’ll take a nut shot over that any day of the week. Hell, I’ll take a nut shot over regular child birth any day of the week. You know how often women get massive hemorrhoids or ripped vaginas? Having to sit on a donut for weeks after.

Edit: Ireland performed symphysiotomies sometimes instead of C-sections up until the 1970s I think.
 
Cluster headaches are often described as the most painful thing you can experience and still live. Great thing is they can happen multiple times a day for months.
 
I got hit by a slap shot in the nuts. I had a cup in but this was in the 70s when cups were made of tissue paper. I was hurting but able to still play. I watched my wife give birth twice. No way I’d survive that.
 
A woman I've been friends with since High School had a very difficult labor spanning over 6 hours. I've been whacked in the nads pretty hard.

We've both had gall stones. I put the pain of the Gall Stones WAY over that of a nut shot. She puts it WAY over the pain she had while in labor.

So, the answer is Gall Stones. When medical people ask "on a scale from 1-10, where is your pain?" My #9 is the Gall Stones. My #10 is every square inch of skin being on fire. (I figure that there has to be something worse)

A mere nut shot is a six or seven in comparison. She lists the labor around the same.
 
Bmcl322 said:
Easy! A dude getting kicked in the nuts by a pregnant chick!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8iSx752rA8
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That kid's off season sport is probably communist kick ball where theatrics are rewarded.

Most of the "kicked in the nuts" videos we see are in sports where the afflicted is allowed time to recover from the hit.

Getting kicked in the nuts while painful, isn't necessarily debilitating.

"Take the pain."
- SSG Robert Barnes
 
whatluck said:
I think kidney stones is the worst, followed by childbirth, followed by a nutshot. You can get hit in the nuts and walk it off but childbirth can kill you.
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My wife would agree...after birthing 5 kids, all of them difficult, and then passing a kidney stone a couple of years after the last kid's birth, she said the stone was way worse...I've passed eight stones since I was in my 20's and now she understands why I demanded morphine every time I went to the ER for one of these.
 
timbo said:
My wife would agree...after birthing 5 kids, all of them difficult, and then passing a kidney stone a couple of years after the last kid's birth, she said the stone was way worse...I've passed eight stones since I was in my 20's and now she understands why I demanded morphine every time I went to the ER for one of these.
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I used to get kidney stones every 6 months when I was in the Navy. I swore it was the heavy milk and chocolate milk they served in the galley. Then I learned that the cause can also be if you chewed your fingernails. I did that for years when I was younger.
 
timbo said:
My wife would agree...after birthing 5 kids, all of them difficult, and then passing a kidney stone a couple of years after the last kid's birth, she said the stone was way worse...I've passed eight stones since I was in my 20's and now she understands why I demanded morphine every time I went to the ER for one of these.
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Allopurinol, 300 mg OPD, for life.
 
Mmm after seeing a few births I would say that giving birth without epidural is not even in the same category as getting kicked in the nuts… I still remember during the first birth I saw me thinking- “this is going to fit through -that- ???? No way…. “ and then my technical mind proceeds to be blown by the magic of Mother Nature… lol
 
Honestly, I think a bad stubbed toe can be worse than a nut shot.

The bad thing about getting his in the nuts is that it doesn’t take much of an impact to cause a lot of pain, but increasing the impact force doesn’t linearly increase the pain. It’s logarithmic I think.

Luckily I’ve never had gall or kidney stones.
 
556USER said:
Yeah, I was telling a woman I know about one of my kidney stones. She told me that she gets them and, in her opinion, they are worse than giving birth. I've never been kicked in the nuts or given birth so I can't put in my two cents on it.
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If you’re never been kicked in the nuts, you aren’t trying hard enough.
 
My sister-in-law, whom I respect, says that giving birth is actually NOT the worst pain in the world (she's done it twice, no drugs either time). She had a li'l case of shingles that attacked her right in what she calls the "hoo-ha," and her claim is that the pain of shingles is worse, by an order of magnitude, than the pain of childbirth.

Her brother, who's also had shingles (on his face) and been kicked in the nuts, concurs that shingles is "the worst pain ever." So I don't know what all that proves, but it does tell me I sure as shit DON'T want to get shingles.
 
If you're the father in the birthing suite, it's best to protect yourself at all times, because given the chance, the woman you lovingly impregnated will do her best to make sure you're sterile for life.
 
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My wife who just turned 28 said "pregnancy is the ick. If you want kids, I'm not suffering thru that. Surrogacy." My other buddy's wife also insists on surrogacy as she has severe pregnancy-complication fears and is ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN if she gets pregnant, she will surely "die on the table". With a sample size of 0 for 2, today's young women just don't wanna do it anymore.
 
I hear from multiple informed sources, that there is NO pain more painful than the immense painful experience of painfully birthing a child.
 
G4Y4HK said:
My wife who just turned 28 said "pregnancy is the ick. If you want kids, I'm not suffering thru that. Surrogacy." My other buddy's wife also insists on surrogacy as she has severe pregnancy-complication fears and is ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN if she gets pregnant, she will surely "die on the table". With a sample size of 0 for 2, today's young women just don't wanna do it anymore.
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Speeding up the whole test tube baby discussion.
 
We had our second at home. The hospital send the Mrs. home 3cm dilated at 10pm, I think because we refused the covid jab. At about 3am she said 'its time' so I got up, put clothes on, let the dogs out because I knew we wouldn't be home again for a long time, and when I got back in the house she was SCREAMING. Laid her down, called 911, baby was crowning, EMT, 4 paramedics and 2 cops walked into my house without me unlocking the door, I didn't hear them come in, strangely my 2 pitbulls didn't stop them, it was like they knew. Cops physically pulled me out of the room to make space, and the EMT pretty much pulled the baby out. 'ok we're gonna do this quick now PUUUUUSH' and he yanked that baby right out. It was over in a minute. Son come out no crying, eyes open and he looked around the room and looked RIGHT AT ME. Absolute mindf*** watching that happen. Wife said it hurt worse than any other pain she ever experienced but doesn't understand why the hospital still got over $20k.
 

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