What to name my snake?

[one-eyed Jack]

Been wondering why I haven't been trapping mice in the basement for a while now. Yesterday I opened the door to the bulkhead. There on the bottom platform was a garter snake about 2ft+long taking a rest. He/she had come in at the corner of the bulkhead door where the mice come in. He seemed content (belly probably full) so I put down a dish of water for him. Next time he goes out I'll put a rug down for him. If it looks like he wants to hibernate for the winter I'll make a box filled with straw to keep him warm. Enough heat leaks past the door to keep him comfy. What's a good name? Jack.

 

[safetyfirst2125]

Johnson

 

[Realtor MA]

The Exterminator

 

[Cartoons]

Gadsden, obviously.

 

[one-eyed Jack]

Maybe we'll have little ones in the spring. Jack.

 

[John380]

Snake Plissken in “Escape from Jack’s Bulkhead“

 

[chuckules]

Sssssid

 

[Shark_Cage]

Jake the Snake

 

[DitchDigger]

Chance the Garter snake

 

[Boghog1]

RJ

 

[StevieP]

Fluffy

 

[Palladin]

 

[Lennypeters]

Hillary

 

[RB101]

Dirk Diggler

 

[1903Collector]

My standard snake answer:

Just f***ing kill it!!!!!

 

[AHM]

Yesterday I opened the door to the bulkhead. There on the bottom platform was a garter snake ... I put down a dish of water for him. Next time he goes out I'll put a rug down for him. If it looks like he wants to hibernate for the winter I'll make a box filled with straw to keep him warm.

Don't forget the first rule of Snake Club, Jack.

Spoiler

Gadsden, obviously.

THIS.

 

[garandman]

Snek.

 

[whacko]

Trouser

 

[NorthShore]

Squirrel

 

[MacNH]

I call mine Peter.

 

[goslow]

Milly

 

[Cowgirlup]

Slither

 

[bmac10]

Pliskin

 

[CRSIII]

Jack.

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

Terrance the Terror Tube

 

[HorizontalHunter]

Biden

 

[one-eyed Jack]

Jack.

No. He probably has two good eyes. Jack.

 

[BigEd]

Colt

 

[deerdad]

Charlie Brown

 

[VetteGirlMA]

Snake Plisskin: