What shotguns for home defense make the best Sound when cocking it

[Broc]

I think the best sounding home defense gun is a hammerless SxS shotgun. Just a very quiet click as you take the safety off, so quiet you can mask the noise entirely by covering it with your hand. Then "Suprise cockfags!"

In reality, my home defense gun is a well worn Savage 520, with cut down barrel and stock.
Yes it will slam fire - but I don't know why I'd want to do this. I've spent my life firing guns like a normal human being, it would be impossible for me under stress to purposefully hold the trigger down as I pump the gun - plus I can shoot just as fast by letting go of the trigger and firing again like with a modern pump.

The slam fire foamers really confuse me. I don't really call it a feature. Now if I could get my A5 to slam fire, then we're talking.

You just don't get it and clearly you don't practice enough.