What is one of your favorite absolute horrible trashy junk foods? Must be seriously unhealthy to qualify

[fencer]

I'm sitting in a clinic waiting room now.
I had a double bacon cheeseburger and fries 3 hours ago.
Now I WANT FRENCHTOAST TOO!!!@

Damn. I didn't know syphilis made you hungry.

 

[Optimator]

I tried CB raviolis and beefaroni as an adult. I would have liked them if they were Al dente. Too mushy for my adult palate.

Give it time. 30 years from now when you're gumming food, Chef Boyardee may seem like a delicacy.

Maybe the issue is you didn't put Chex Mix in it for that al dente "chew" à la Chef RadMabbit. I am actually surprised that @RadMabbit didn't offset the heaviness of Chef Boyardee with some bread and butter pickles.

 

[Rockrivr1]

I saw a deep fried butter stick at the Big E a few years back. I wanted to try it but it had death on a stick written all over it.

 

[Optimator]

I saw a deep fried butter stick at the Big E a few years back. I wanted to try it but it had death on a stick written all over it.

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A stick of butter has only 810 calories. HTFU.

 

[Tim_McD]

Isn’t it interesting that with the “recession “, spam ads have been increasing?

“It is constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy!”

 

[Enzo]

A stick of cold butter with a little warm French bread to go with it.

Who doesn't like a little bread with their butter?

Jacques Pepin once said his last meal would be the greatest baguette, deep golden, nutty, and crunchy, with a block of the sublime butter of Brittany.

 

[headednorth]

Poutine topped with bacon and jalapeno


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rr-HvUvzis

 

[rogersmithiii]

Just in case no one else posted these culinary delights...

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You know that they now have chocolate twinkies?

 

[rogersmithiii]

I'm not sure that this is bad for you, but one of my favorite comfort foods is to boil spaghetti al dente. Drain, and return to the pan. Dress with olive oil, chopped pieces of white American cheese (melt into the spaghetti), salt and lots of black pepper.

 

[rogersmithiii]

Never had a Hostess Chocolate cup cake (not much into frosting), but I do LOVE Snowballs.

 

[rogersmithiii]

Jacques Pepin once said his last meal would be the greatest baguette, deep golden, nutty, and crunchy, with a block of the sublime butter of Brittany.

Despite the plethora of choices with supermarket-baked breads, it's still difficult to find really decent bread.

 

[Varmint]

Pizza....eat that too much.

Donuts...especially Congdons in Wells. I eat them rarely....but I can eat 3 of those MFer's in one sitting, with a big glass of milk and I'm sure its taken years off my life. Litterally probably 1500 calories right there of fat and sugar. #heartattackwaitingtohappen

I thank god that Dunkin Donuts sucks so bad they are inedible and ran every other donut shop out of business, or i'd eat more donuts.....but I only eat good donuts, which are rare in my neck of the woods.

I used to eat more fried food when I was younger, but now its only during the summer, and must be decent seafood.

now that Ziggy's Donuts is gone, the only one I will eat is (NES suggestion) Klemm's in Windham, NH.

Not a fan of Kane's and other heavy donuts.

 

[Varmint]

Actually, went to Santarpios 2 times I think was Saugus.

You went to the North Shore and ate there? I heard the one in Boston is good, but the Peabody (?) one is crap.

 

[Enzo]

Despite the plethora of choices with supermarket-baked breads, it's still difficult to find really decent bread.

Birchtree Bakery in Worcester has great bread, baguettes, focaccia, almond croissants…

 

[rogersmithiii]

Birchtree Bakery in Worcester has great bread, baguettes, focaccia, almond croissants…

Also, even though they are wine city, Rose 32 in Hardwick is excellent.

 

[FalArAk]

You went to the North Shore and ate there? I heard the one in Boston is good, but the Peabody (?) one is crap.

Ya, Saugus.

First time I went there was really good. Went there again and it sucked, crust was horrible. Both times the BBQ meat and french bread platter was great.

 

[FalArAk]

Also, even though they are wine city, Rose 32 in Hardwick is excellent.

Rode by that place a 100 times, never stopped in though. Pig Park BBQ being like 5 minutes from there is probably why

 

[SpencerT]

Swap Texas Toast for Pepperidge Farms Cinnamon Raisin bread.

Swap that out for fresh homemade banana walnut bread…. Hardest part for me is not eating the whole loaf and saving some for French toast.

 

[Mesatchornug]

Swap that out for fresh homemade banana walnut bread…. Hardest part for me is not eating the whole loaf and saving some for French toast.

I hadn't thought of that.

NES, this may be how I get fat.

 

[GeorgeMason]

Despite the plethora of choices with supermarket-baked breads, it's still difficult to find really decent bread.

I go to one of our local Italian restaurants once or twice a week to grab some fresh Italian bread. So much better than anything from the grocery store.

 

[ralphs]

I'm not sure that this is bad for you, but one of my favorite comfort foods is to boil spaghetti al dente. Drain, and return to the pan. Dress with olive oil, chopped pieces of white American cheese (melt into the spaghetti), salt and lots of black pepper.

That's just an Americanized version of Cacio e pepe.

 

[PL-52]

Had some eligible bananas so today was Banana , blueberry, walnut bread day

 

[IPSC_DRL]

Them guys are way to liberal for me to even consider looking over their offerings.

"Then guys" sold off to Unilever a bunch of years ago but the company has kept the woke BS going full steam so I understand and agree.

 

[Agnotology]

A nuclear holocaust will leave two things left on the earth, cockroaches and twinkies.

How about some cockroach flavored twinkies?

Swap that out for fresh homemade banana walnut bread…. Hardest part for me is not eating the whole loaf and saving some for French toast.

You're not wrong, but sounds like he was going for minimal effort maximum return

 

[SpencerT]

You're not wrong, but sounds like he was going for minimal effort maximum return

Come on man.. you gotta commit to this unhealthy deal!

 

[drgrant]

I tried CB raviolis and beefaroni as an adult. I would have liked them if they were Al dente. Too mushy for my adult palate.

Beefaroni is aptly named, for me that stuff was basically unlimited farts in a can.

 

[Agnotology]

Come on man.. you gotta commit to this unhealthy deal!

Sorry, I'm busy eating my bacon-wrapped deep fried burger loaded with smoked gouda and onions on an oversized onion bulkie roll that I seared with butter with some thick n hearty A-1 steak sauce.

You idea contains fruit. Can't touch this (hammer time dance)

 

[Agnotology]

Beefaroni is aptly named, for me that stuff was basically unlimited farts in a can.

Alright, I'll be honest and you all can call me a weirdo. I prep 12+ portions and freeze them for when I want a fast meal of cheap food. Beef flavored ramen has a onion, carrot, celery and scrambled eggs stir-fry with a sauce is A-1 thick n Hearty and soy sauce. This gets added to the flavoring and water of Beef Ramen, and then prepared normally, but leaving it at a boil for a minute or so before adding the noodles. Chicken Ramen gets scrambled eggs, corn, celery, an carrots. CB Mini/regular Ravioli I just added shredded Mozzerella to. I don't mess with beefaroni though.

 

[drgrant]

A stick of cold butter with a little warm French bread to go with it.

Who doesn't like a little bread with their butter?

The other thing I did was like once every other week id buy a fresh loaf of Italian bread from the store, then go home and promptly destory about half of it. (With butter, obviously) No moar because im trying to crawl away from diabeetus. Bread is basically cocaine to anyone 50% Italian or more tho so its tough.

 

[sieveboy]

Sorry, I'm busy eating my bacon-wrapped deep fried burger loaded with smoked gouda and onions on an oversized onion bulkie roll that I seared with butter with some thick n hearty A-1 steak sauce.

You idea contains fruit. Can't touch this (hammer time dance)

A-1 has fruit in it (raisins)