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What are some humorous vanity plates you've seen or have?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by rsal452, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. HARRYM

    HARRYM NES Member

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    I don't have time to review 114 pages so is a dupe my bad.

    I saw a very attractive young lady get out of her car that had a sticker on the rear window.

    "If you are gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

    It did catch my attention.
     
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    CRTRPRTR.jpg

    I'm going to assume it means "Court Reporter". We have a couple law firms in this building. Are bull bars on Acuras a thing in NY?
     
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    Or Elf Nut Lover [laugh] [laugh]
     
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    Anybody have a good dashcam with hands-free snapshot ability?
     
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    Garmin Dash Cam 55 has voice control. You can ask it to snap a photo or save the video via voice command. I works fairly well. Although it sometimes "hears" the key word "OK Garmin" when the radio is on and takes a pic all by itself.
     
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    I do. You can take snap shots from the software, but you have to remove the card and transfer.
     
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    Most likely a NY parking issue. Did you look at the rear?
     
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    Nothing back there. No fancy back off mat.
     
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    I see that one a lot.... The Atlas Fireworks family owns that one.

    By the way, their house is for sale if anyone is interested.
     
  12. KBCraig

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    Rt 3, pulling into the Sunny Day Diner (North Lincoln or North Woodstock; not sure where the line is): NH moose plate OR-DIE.

    Someone really gets LFOD.
     
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    Years ago I spilled a beer on my keyboard. I cleaned it up best I could but the B key would stick at the oddest times. I would bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbe online and stuff like that would happen. I scrapped it but called it killer bees for a while.
     
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    My cat knocked over my coffee one morning ( sorry, I was sitting in her chair) my letter zzzzzzz stills sticks pretty good. Looks like I fell asleep when I have to use it.
     
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    Once in California this somewhat jaded looking older blonde woman was pumping gas, her car had a sticker like one of those "baby on board" but said "Baby, I'm bored".
     
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    Couldn't grab a picture but on my drive home recently on 146N, I saw black Subaru. Virginia plates. Female driver. Car had a "LESBARU" bumper sticker with black background and white all-caps font. I LOL'ed.

    Outward Explainer: What’s With Lesbians and Subarus?
     
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    I thought that was part of the factory markings.
     
  20. Lone Wolf McQuade

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    Tuesday Rt 28 Bourne. White BMW MA plate
    Paid4
     
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    20190320_103104.jpg I can only imagine what her mom's basement smells like.
     
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    Does it do 185?
     
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    Just saw this one. Route 1 Saugus..
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    "Aye..Yi..Yi..Yi..Yi" (LOL)
     
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    wicked fappable...
     
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    I saw that young lady (or another attractive young lady with the same sticker) at the Wally World in Rindge a year or so ago.
     
  27. smokey-seven

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    For crying out loud, at least get her number guys!
     
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    I'm 6'4", 260lbs of Mad Natty Gains. I carry TWO 1911's. I pull stumps out of the ground without a winch. I once broke the mechanical arm wrestler at a bar in Texas.

    Mrs. Pipes would turn me into a pretzel and then she'd really hurt me if I actually asked some dame for her number. One does NOT p**s off Mrs. Pipes.
     
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    I saw NH plate CADAVER today!!!!!!
    :eek::eek::eek::emoji_dizzy_face::emoji_dizzy_face::emoji_dizzy_face::emoji_skull::emoji_skull::emoji_skull:
     
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    Wow. After 17 years, I finally learn that Mrs. Craig has a twin separated at birth!
     
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