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Oldie, but I still find it funny.


A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he
has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have
some fun at the deputies expense...........

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop or convince me of the difference, I'll give you my license and
registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no
ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving shit out of the Lawyer, and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO
STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
 
Ok My turn,

Q. What kind of salad dressing leaves you butt sore in the morning?

A. Neverland-Ranch

Feel free to remove if this is to graphic, not that you need my permission anyways.
 
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