What a man needs to do to have a happy wife

[Pilgrim]

To make a woman happy..... a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
>. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone

 

[C-pher]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone

Don't foret:

2. Sex
3. Food
4. Beer

 

[Lynne]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone

Don't foret:

2. Sex
3. Food
4. Beer

I was going to add those, but you beat me to it. [lol]

 

[Moderator]

Duh....We need guns too.

 

[Nickle]

Nah, I don't need the food, I can cook for myself (both of us are decent cooks).

Also, I'm glad I don't have to do most of that list. Ask Ross about my wife. He's met her, and my daughter. Both nice ladies that were raised right. Both very vocal sometimes, too. But that's not a bad thing.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Nope, Glenn doesn't even have to do all that. I am very simple and low maintenance.

 

[Lynne]

I have the feeling the my beloved is going to feel very neglected once I start working. He's gotten very used to having me at home. He walks through the door and dinner is on the table, or being served up. Since my first few days of working will be 1 12 hour shift and 2 14 hour shifts, he'll be coming home to an empty house. Poor Harley...he's gonna be going through withdrawals.....

 

[MrsWildweasel]

I know how that is. Glenn likes it too. When he drives in dinner is ready,the critters are taken care of and he only has to relax.
I wish you luck Lynne.

 

[Moderator]

yes, Lynne good luck going back to work. When do ya start?

 

[Lynne]

yes, Lynne good luck going back to work. When do ya start?

Thanks! (Sue too! ) I start on Tues. Nov 1st. 8AM to 8PM...I have the feeling I'm gonna be a tired pup after not working for 2 years and then doing a 12 hour shift. [lol]

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Lynne, I imagine you will be tired until you get used to it. You'll have to let us know how it goes.

 

[C-pher]

Yes you will.

I can remember when I went into the real workforce from working Retail and bartending after college.

The difference from getting up at 10 or so every day, to having to be at work at 7 every day.

It killed me for a couple of months...now I'm up at 4:30 every morning.

 

[Lynne]

The killer part will be getting out of work in Boston at 10PM and then having to be back in there at 8AM the following AM. [roll] It's a 35 mile ride for me and commuter traffic is a pain in the rump. Oh well...at least it's only for a couple days a week...I think I can handle that.