NOTE: Occam's Razor says that one should cut out unnecessary assumptions, or basically that the simplest explanation is usually right.
The Top 8 Corollaries of Occam's Razor
8> Einstein's Comb: If you spend the last 30 years of your life searching for something, you won't find it.
7> Newton's Toothbrush: What goes up and down and up and down should be followed by flossing.
6> Sarnoff's Mirror: All answers can be found on television.
5> Planck's Constant: The setting he used to get exactly the right pulse rate from his shower head.
4> Heisenberg's Checkout Principle: You'll never know both the length and the processing speed of any checkout line at the supermarket. Corollary: You change the processing speed of all lines by getting into one of them -- yours slows to a crawl while the others speed up. Pauli exclusion corollary: You and your spouse will never agree on which line is fastest, and the spouse who loses the choice will always turn out to be right.
3> Gates's Scissors: Computers cannot provide good haircuts.
2> Stanford-Bidet IQ test: If you can figure out how to use the bathroom appliances, you're smart enough to be a tourist in that country.
and the Number 1 Corollary of Occam's Razor...
1> Doppler's Mirror: As a hairline recedes it is examined with lower frequency.
The Top 8 Corollaries of Occam's Razor
8> Einstein's Comb: If you spend the last 30 years of your life searching for something, you won't find it.
7> Newton's Toothbrush: What goes up and down and up and down should be followed by flossing.
6> Sarnoff's Mirror: All answers can be found on television.
5> Planck's Constant: The setting he used to get exactly the right pulse rate from his shower head.
4> Heisenberg's Checkout Principle: You'll never know both the length and the processing speed of any checkout line at the supermarket. Corollary: You change the processing speed of all lines by getting into one of them -- yours slows to a crawl while the others speed up. Pauli exclusion corollary: You and your spouse will never agree on which line is fastest, and the spouse who loses the choice will always turn out to be right.
3> Gates's Scissors: Computers cannot provide good haircuts.
2> Stanford-Bidet IQ test: If you can figure out how to use the bathroom appliances, you're smart enough to be a tourist in that country.
and the Number 1 Corollary of Occam's Razor...
1> Doppler's Mirror: As a hairline recedes it is examined with lower frequency.
