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WARNING! Adult Humor: 10 Top Dog Peeves About Humans

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by FPrice, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!

    9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???... Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!

    You Don't See Me Picking Up Your Poop Do You?
     

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    [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
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    [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] Ain't it the truth?

    Hiram - great pic! Your pup?
     
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    Nope! Somebody else's... a friend just sent me the mail today with that pix... was just timely!
     
  6. MrsWildweasel

    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    Around here the critters do rule. [lol] [lol]
     
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    Not at my house, critters kill my wife.

    Hell, when we were looking at houses, I could tell which ones had animals just by looking at my wife. We never had to ask the realitor.

    We would be in the house less than 15 min and she would get all puffed up and be sucking on her inhaler.
     
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    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    I totally understand that. Dust and mold are some of my triggers. When I went to the allergist I even told him if it turns out I am allergic to cats or dogs I am not getting rid of them. [lol]
     
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    Yea, the only thing is that with Nicolle, it will kill her. The allergies mixed with her asthma, it's not a good combo.

    I've been woken up in the middle of the night with trips to the hospital because of her attacks...and when the nebulizer at home isn't working.

    It's not fun. So, everytime that we go to a new house, or a friends house, or are invited to a party...the first thing we ask, even before we see if we can bring anything...is do they have pets?

    That's going to tell us if we're even going to be going.
     
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    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    We'll have to meet at a restaurant up here then. I got too many critters that would set her off. That would not be good.
     
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    No it would not... We even have trouble at her parents. They have three dogs, they are matleese (sp?), but after a few hours, she starts having issues, and we have to go and as soon as we're in the driveway, she's on the inhaler.
     
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    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    There are only a few breed of dogs that would not set her off. Maltese is not one of them. That was always our concern with Alan too. He thankfully isn't allergic to dogs either. Cats somewhat,but he has done alright with the 2 we have. We also keep them out of his room.
     
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    yeah, Kath's allergies are the same: when she saw the allergist initially and he found out she had a cat, he was trying to get her to get rid of it and get an iguana for a pet instead... [roll]
     
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    I just made it clear the animals were staying no matter the outcome. [twisted]
     
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    dwarven1 Appleseed Instructor Dealer NES Member

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    So did Kathy. :D
     

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