Vermont - property access request to survey frogs - EPIC response

[Noreaster]

Please tell me this is real. Please.

Kinda: Where i got it from, it apparently was doctored to say from Vermont. I later found out it was from 2016 in Oregon.

Owner's Response To Govt. Request To Access Property To Count Yellow-Legged Frogs Is Priceless - Reptiles Magazine

a couple's response to govt. request to access property is priceless.

reptilesmagazine.com

 

[eboos]

Dear Mr. Niemela:

In response to your request to survey the frogs on my land I must inform you that my frogs are unable to respond to your survey personally due to a number of reasons such as their apparent lack of understanding and communication skills and frequency to travel around the premises. However, in effort to best accommodate you, as the natural guardian and conservator of said frogs I will answer in such a manner as I believe my wards would wish: Ribbit.