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US Navy Directive (to the Marines)

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  1. Patriot

    Patriot NES Member

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    U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)

    The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval
    installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

    To: All Commands

    Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts (U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)

    Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

    The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military
    or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

    a. "Eat Pork or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

    b. "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells
    impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

    c. "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

    d. "Goat - It isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

    e. "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in
    English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]

    f. "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

    g. "Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

    h. "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

    The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of
    this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt
    of this message:

    a. "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily."

    b. "Do we really need 'smart bombs to drop on these dumb bastards?"

    All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
     

  2. pipmaster1971

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    [laugh2][rofl][laugh2][rofl]

    Is that for real?
     
  3. Patriot

    Patriot NES Member

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    Joke!
     
  4. medic12

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    [rofl][laugh2]
    That is funny
     
  5. pipmaster1971

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    Phew....The thing is I know a couple of Marines; and I can actually see them wearing those T-shirts. Funny anyway. Especially:

     
  6. kevin9

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    It's got to be a hoax: It's all words, no pictures.
    If it were real it would all look like this:
    [​IMG]
    [grin]
     
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    I want one of each.
     
  9. MrsWildweasel

    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    Actually the Army did come out with something saying that they could no longer wear these shirts over in the sandbox, for obvious reasons.[thinking]
     
  10. Bolt308

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    "sensitivity training" - WTF ! [puke]
     
  11. Chris

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    I'm sensitive to you plight, that's why I carry reloads.
     
  12. dwarven1

    dwarven1 Appleseed Instructor Dealer NES Member

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    I'd like to order one each of D, E, and H, please. [wink]
     
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