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UN Bombs the Smurf village; Smurfette a casualty
- Thread starter dwarven1
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I'll second that Lynne. [evil]
Oh, I LOVE the UN!
Their Blue hats make such wonderful targets at long range. Not to mention that their favorite troops are French, and other useless idiots.
Almost seems like an unfair fight, if they ever decide to come into the US.
Their Blue hats make such wonderful targets at long range. Not to mention that their favorite troops are French, and other useless idiots.
Almost seems like an unfair fight, if they ever decide to come into the US.
If they're going to kill innocent cartoon characters why couldn't they pick truly annoying ones like Pokemon
I have heard horror stories about some of the RoE for the UN soldiers, wonder if it goes something like this.
RoE for UN Soldiers.
1. If Shot at stop
2. Look around for landmines (they are bad)
3. Drop rifle.
4. Drop ammo pouch
5. Run
If so I give you *drum roll*
Skald's plan for new rifle.
1. Get old car that backfires a lot.
2. Look for french troops.
3. Note landmine signs.
4. Push car near soldiers, start it and rev engine so sounds like gunshots.
5. Laugh as French instinctivly raise their hands in surrender.
6. Grin as realizing they wont be taken prisoner, drop weapons, and run.
7a Walk over and collect rifles. Place one in collection.
7b. Put add on gunbroker 'New FAMAS, UN issue. Dropped only onces."
8. Take money and buy SA M1A Super Match.
RoE for UN Soldiers.
1. If Shot at stop
2. Look around for landmines (they are bad)
3. Drop rifle.
4. Drop ammo pouch
5. Run
If so I give you *drum roll*
Skald's plan for new rifle.
1. Get old car that backfires a lot.
2. Look for french troops.
3. Note landmine signs.
4. Push car near soldiers, start it and rev engine so sounds like gunshots.
5. Laugh as French instinctivly raise their hands in surrender.
6. Grin as realizing they wont be taken prisoner, drop weapons, and run.
7a Walk over and collect rifles. Place one in collection.
7b. Put add on gunbroker 'New FAMAS, UN issue. Dropped only onces."
8. Take money and buy SA M1A Super Match.
Too funny. [lol] [lol]
You'd better pick up a whole bunch of them useless "Bugles", if you're planning on buying a SA M1A Match gun. At the useable value of the POS FAMAS's (Bugles), you'd probably need 50 or more of them to get that much money.
