Ukraine Deployment Packing List

[jasonj84]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned a life vest yet! Help the OP out!

 

[Jsfitzgerald85]

I'm 99% sure this is a troll post. However, if an American were to go to Ukraine to enlist, they would more likely than not be more of a liability than an asset.

The first issue is the language barrier. Very few Americans can speak a language native to that area, like Ukrainian, Russian, or Polish. Per Wikipedia, 18% of Ukraine's 40 million people speak English. Some of those 18% have either left Ukraine or are already dead. And having a grasp of English to order food at a restaurant, the typical amount of a foreign language someone learns in school, to being able to communicate military concepts in English, are two vastly different concepts.

I think Ukraine created the International Legion for this very reason. Foreign soldiers would all be placed together presumably to limit the language issues.

 

[Woodsloafer]

I am a NES member. Close enough?

Maybe, did you fight in the Meme Wars?

 

[Deleted member 67409]

I think Ukraine created the International Legion for this very reason. Foreign soldiers would all be placed together presumably to limit the language issues.

Which makes sense, and if someone's joining a group for foreigners, I'd be asking them as to what to bring over. Not the American version of the Calcutta Light Horse.

 

[Artifact]

Replace 72 virgins with Ukrainian brides, westerner s will flood.

 

[Mtn_Guy]

If you’re departing from BOS… expect to be detained for your 30 round standard capacity magazines… they’ll have you in the Gulag here, so it will feel like you’re over there anyways

 

[Broc]

Maybe, did you fight in the Meme Wars?

Yes and survived NES Gulag.

 

[jasonj84]

If you’re departing from BOS… expect to be detained for your 30 round standard capacity magazines… they’ll have you in the Gulag here, so it will feel like you’re over there anyways

Ya, better play it safe and deploy with 10's.

 

[Woodsloafer]

Replace 72 virgins with Ukrainian brides, westerner s will flood.

I'm older and married, I'll take the $2K/day, 72 Ukrainian women would kill me quicker than bullets.

 

[Mtn_Guy]

I'm older and married, I'll take the $2K/day, 72 Ukrainian women would kill me quicker than bullets.

Man, but what a way to go… @enbloc we need an image please…

 

[enbloc]

 

[NHCraigT]

Don't forget your face masks!

 

[jhblaze1]

I'd just bring a Glock. Glock is perfection. Caliber doesn't even matter. Probably like a 9.5mm though. 10mm is too zippy for me. 9mm too light. 9 and a half seems perfect. That said, I'd bring high capacity bullets, hollow point cop killer ones and 2 extra barrel shrouds to protect my shoulder.

 

[not new guy]

Ya, better play it safe and deploy with 10's.

10rd capacity, no rapid fire, no drawing from a holster. Safety first.

 

[paul73]

10rd capacity, no rapid fire, no drawing from a holster. Safety first.

damn, a great idea to get all range officers from MA and send them all to ukraine, to teach those morons there how to fight - SAFELY!

 

[qqac]

Definitely. At least a week in advance. No payment, no killing for that week.

And more importantly, no payment, no dying that week.

 

[556USER]

Stay right here and strive to save OUR country. It needs a lot of saving.

 

[MAGA99]

I am a NES member. Close enough?

I’m sorry sir but you are just too over-qualified for this position!

 

[556USER]

I'd just bring a Glock. Glock is perfection. Caliber doesn't even matter. Probably like a 9.5mm though. 10mm is too zippy for me. 9mm too light. 9 and a half seems perfect. That said, I'd bring high capacity bullets, hollow point cop killer ones and 2 extra barrel shrouds to protect my shoulder.

I'll put all my guns on the table and let Goldilocks pick one out for me to take. It'll be just right.

 

[Deleted member 12999]

Don't? That's my advice.

 

[kalash]

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I feel personally attacked

 

[Soundwave]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned a life vest yet! Help the OP out!
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We may have found @MGnoob a uniform. Looks like it may protect against stabbing. Still gotta worry about your armpit and throat though....

 

[Boghog1]

I would pack snacks, maybe some microwave popcorn, and a few juice boxes

 

[kevin9]

KY, lots of KY.

 

[G4Y4HK]

Forget the camo and all that prepper shit. Look the part.

 

[paul73]

Forget the camo and all that prepper shit. Look the part.

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way too flimsy for a real deal. here is the real deal:

 

[eboos]

 

[Compooky]

The question looks exactly like something a person getting ready for an airsoft game would ask. Either that or OP wants a participation award he can use to help get a Ukrainian bride.

 

[MGnoob]

We may have found @MGnoob a uniform. Looks like I may protect against stabbing. Still gotta worry about your armpit and throat though....

You act like I said I needed a tactical banana hammock


View: https://youtu.be/SO_zezpjnUQ

 

[Mtn_Guy]

This should cover ya…

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