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UK Police Force Ridiculed For Confiscating a Spoon

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Reptile, May 16, 2019.

  1. Reptile

    Reptile NES Member

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    A police force in the UK has been ridiculed for bragging about fighting knife crime by confiscating a spoon.

    Regents Park Police said that a local charity shop had handed over a collection of potentially dangerous weapons to prevent criminals buying them.

    “Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps, dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn’t want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely,” said the police force in a tweet.

    UK Police Force Ridiculed For Confiscating a Spoon
     

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    Zappa Road Warrior NES Member

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    Good thing it wasn't a tactical spork, they'd have called out a SWAT team!

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  3. Rob Boudrie

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    This is all forked up.
     
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  4. Reptile

    Reptile NES Member

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    If you find a fork in the road... take it.

    Not sure what to do with a spoon though.
     
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    For f***'s sake!! At this point I think they are officially the biggest pussies on the planet. Seriously, the French just have to be tougher than them now. Hell Gandhi was more intimidating than their entire country.
     
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    There can’t be any saber-rattling cuz they done confiscated the saber.
     
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    Try to assault me with a spoon and I'll be incapacitated by laughing.
     
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    It is dull, it will hurt more!
     
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    I see what the problem is now - it was a rusty spoon. Somebody could have gotten some nasty tetanus from that


    View: https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/1128259712984735744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1128445299775737857&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.infowars.com%2Fuk-police-force-ridiculed-for-confiscating-a-spoon%2F
     
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    You can use a soon to scoop someone’s eyes out
     
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    Cereal Killer?
     
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    1) Spoon looks like tarnished silver.
    2) There's enough knife material there for Boris to make several AK47 receivers.
     
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    This is why my ggggggggggggggggggggg grandfather hopped on the mayflower and flipped merry old England off on the way out
     
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