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Tums needed after reading facebook posts.... Anti's are gettin' violent.
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Win
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When I lived in Colorado it was fairly common to see people OC. I actually feel safer when I see people open carrying. Criminals don't OC and criminals will find an easier target if they see people OCing.
14 years bouncing in bars taught me that most guys are slower than they think. Also, anybody in a fight that fights "fair" fights to lose. There are NO rules in a street fight, and anybody that swings first unprovoked gets blitzed... Elbows, knees, headbutts, whatever it takes so I walk away and he gets carried.
GJH86
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Shut your c0ck holster Jimmy. Typical free-dumb grabbing libtard..I don't agree with you so you are a [pick one of the following] "racist, bigot, unsuitable, oppressive, un-American, closed minded, small minded, incapable, dolt, ammosexual..etc etc.
btw: selfie? With that dumb outfit, stupid "sexy duck face pout"![[puke]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/023.gif "Puke [puke]")
, shaved chest with a little "pumped up peacock look"? Ummm…yeah. Minuscule penis I'm guessing. Micro...
btw: selfie? With that dumb outfit, stupid "sexy duck face pout"
, shaved chest with a little "pumped up peacock look"? Ummm…yeah. Minuscule penis I'm guessing. Micro...
Of course he has a Glock... (hehehehe)
https://www.facebook.com/jimmy.norman.921
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Well, well, well... Look what I done did found.
I'm going to send him a link to this thread. Lol.
See if he decides to respond.
See if he decides to respond.
GlockJock. Post #38 just earned you a free cleaning, exam and set of x-rays if you want to make the drive to Dracut.
Funniest thing I've seen yet on NES.![[thumbsup]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/044.gif "Thumbs Up [thumbsup]")
Whoever said "the truth hurts" was wrong. The truth is hysterically funny.![[smile]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/001.gif "Smile [smile]")
Funniest thing I've seen yet on NES.
Whoever said "the truth hurts" was wrong. The truth is hysterically funny.
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I hope that dude gets hit by a bus. What an obnoxious POS....Never met a juice monkey that wasn't a POS tho
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I havent met a guy yet who bulked up enough to cover his eyes or throat. Plus... like whatluck said... knees. They usually skip leg day, so I imagine its like kicking dry wood to break it for kindling.
I once met a guy names Jean Theodat that had covered his throat with muscle. I don't think he was a juicer, just a 7th Dan WTF TKD black belt. I think he's an 8th now. You literally could not choke the guy out.
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Somehow I don't think this kid is in that guys category. Lol
Jean Theodat had a way with words, two quotes that always stuck with me are
"The key to wisdom is to think of something stupid to say and then don't say it"
and
"All my best black belts carry guns"
Probably two bits of advice that this limpdick should heed.
"The key to wisdom is to think of something stupid to say and then don't say it"
and
"All my best black belts carry guns"
Probably two bits of advice that this limpdick should heed.
HA!!!...
He's the typical Belmont Center or Somerville Starbucks type...the ones who look at me like I'm worse than a Taliban if when I'm standing in line, wearing my "NRA! STAND and FIGHT!" T-shirt, worn intentionally, just to piss them off and freak them out (I actually -I swear this - keep it on a hanger in my car and purposely put it on when I'm going to Starbucks, or to walk Harvard Square, etc)..
All this as I'm waiting to order my Starbucks Large Pike Roast...oops, silly me, it's not "a large", it's a "Grande" (pronounced Grahnd-Ay), but I ask for large EVERY TIME just to further twist the panties of the "man" taking my order...the one usually wearing the tighty TIGHT jeans - y'know, the ones that show off his "Ass wiggle" as he struts around looking only slightly less feminine than my still-hot-and-sexy 47 year old wife (pics available, for a substantial fee of course). And all while carrying my SW 442 (hollow points +p) in my pocket (available for quick draw, for the close-range elimination of meth-fueled-crackhead-junkie armed robber of the the Convenience Store/Liquor Store where I'm buying my Powerball ticket) AND also carrying my G26 (+p HP) on my ankle, for that special wing-nut who walks into the Steak House that I'm dining at and decides it's "judgment day" and starts executing innocents, only to discover, much to his warped chagrin, that indeed it IS "judgment day" and, sorry to mess up your master plan and your YouTube rant but you WON'T be taking out 14 innocents before ending YOUR miserable existence (but DAMMIT, now I have to use a sick day from work til my hearing returns, since I didn't have time to roll up little wads of napkin and block my ears before firing 5 or 6 times. The ringing doesn't bother me, at all,, but my job requires perfect hearing so I guess I'll hit the beach instead...Bonus that I won't have to hear my Sicilian bitch (but SOOOO hot when angry!!) wife while I'm farting under the beach umbrella and checking out the "Zoom" feature of my new Smartphone
Hey, Starbucks? Yeah, the place (and everywhere else in Massachusetts!!!!) is Wussy-Pussy Central, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee tastes like friggin' 3 day old toilet water and the Starbucks stuff gives you a stiffer boner than any friggin' Purple Pill ever would!!...
Chivalry is dead, "Real Manhood" is considered Neanderthal / Caveman. It's the "new world order" in this country. If you're "male" and under 40, you are almost REQUIRED to have MULTIPLE "life issues", be completely subservient ("Yes, dear", sheepishly)...If you wear shorts in the summer, they have to be the dorky-wussy style that the girls wear in Provincetown, and you MUST be able to shed a tear and be "sensitive" at all times, you must be Pro Gay Marriage and Anti War / Anti George Bush (either of them), you must vote for "Lizzie", and my good God - GOD ALMIGHTY - you may NOT keep a "g-g-g-GUN" in the house or on your person, ever!
I have two daughters and both of them lament over how completely f*cked up younger guys are nowadays. They both have tougher macho guys than their friends (both watch and pay hockey and would at least give me SOMEWHAT of a good brawl if I needed to beat them up for some transgression against my kid(s) ..
But my daughters' friends' most "macho" boyfriends usually turn out to be "deeply personally complicated" or simply lying to their girlfriend about going out with their buddies to a Sox game on a Sunday night and instead get busted on Twitter hanging out in the South End or at the RamRod Room in the Fenway...then the girlfriends stay with the hottie and try to "change" them, or, better yet, they accept the dude's lifestyle, blah blah blah...
It's the new millennium, and a "Real Man" shops at Abercrombie or Nordstrum. I used to buy my jeans at "Old Navy", back about 10 years ago...Walk in there today and the Men's Department has more pink/purple/yellow/pastel colors than a friggin' Easter Basket
I buy my jeans at Sears. And EITHER of my daughters can probably kick the living crap out of the wuss with the tough-guy Facebook posting. And if, as they were beating up the little Anti-gun p*ssy, he suddenly gained the upper edge, my youngest (17) would just Pepper Spray him (Fox Labs 5.1 - nasty stuff!) and my oldest would pop him with a .38 round from her S&W 442, wait about 10 minutes til the wimp bleeds out, put a steak knife in his hand (after slicing her hands a few times with "defensive but superficial wounds"), rip her shirt a bit then calmly tell the detectives that he tried to sexually assault her.
Today's "real men" wear tan, just like their "hero" does!! (Putin must have wet himself laughing when the KGB showed him this) View attachment 106136
Me? "Yeah, I'll take an extra LARGE (not "Ventee") Pike Roast please....And no, I don't have a 'rewards card' "
![[rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif "ROFL [rofl]")
You sir have the best post on the interwebs by far.
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Jsfitzgerald85
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HA!!!...
He's the typical Belmont Center or Somerville Starbucks type...the ones who look at me like I'm worse than a Taliban if when I'm standing in line, wearing my "NRA! STAND and FIGHT!" T-shirt, worn intentionally, just to piss them off and freak them out (I actually -I swear this - keep it on a hanger in my car and purposely put it on when I'm going to Starbucks, or to walk Harvard Square, etc)..
All this as I'm waiting to order my Starbucks Large Pike Roast...oops, silly me, it's not "a large", it's a "Grande" (pronounced Grahnd-Ay), but I ask for large EVERY TIME just to further twist the panties of the "man" taking my order...the one usually wearing the tighty TIGHT jeans - y'know, the ones that show off his "Ass wiggle" as he struts around looking only slightly less feminine than my still-hot-and-sexy 47 year old wife (pics available, for a substantial fee of course). And all while carrying my SW 442 (hollow points +p) in my pocket (available for quick draw, for the close-range elimination of meth-fueled-crackhead-junkie armed robber of the the Convenience Store/Liquor Store where I'm buying my Powerball ticket) AND also carrying my G26 (+p HP) on my ankle, for that special wing-nut who walks into the Steak House that I'm dining at and decides it's "judgment day" and starts executing innocents, only to discover, much to his warped chagrin, that indeed it IS "judgment day" and, sorry to mess up your master plan and your YouTube rant but you WON'T be taking out 14 innocents before ending YOUR miserable existence (but DAMMIT, now I have to use a sick day from work til my hearing returns, since I didn't have time to roll up little wads of napkin and block my ears before firing 5 or 6 times. The ringing doesn't bother me, at all,, but my job requires perfect hearing so I guess I'll hit the beach instead...Bonus that I won't have to hear my Sicilian bitch (but SOOOO hot when angry!!) wife while I'm farting under the beach umbrella and checking out the "Zoom" feature of my new Smartphone
Hey, Starbucks? Yeah, the place (and everywhere else in Massachusetts!!!!) is Wussy-Pussy Central, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee tastes like friggin' 3 day old toilet water and the Starbucks stuff gives you a stiffer boner than any friggin' Purple Pill ever would!!...
Chivalry is dead, "Real Manhood" is considered Neanderthal / Caveman. It's the "new world order" in this country. If you're "male" and under 40, you are almost REQUIRED to have MULTIPLE "life issues", be completely subservient ("Yes, dear", sheepishly)...If you wear shorts in the summer, they have to be the dorky-wussy style that the girls wear in Provincetown, and you MUST be able to shed a tear and be "sensitive" at all times, you must be Pro Gay Marriage and Anti War / Anti George Bush (either of them), you must vote for "Lizzie", and my good God - GOD ALMIGHTY - you may NOT keep a "g-g-g-GUN" in the house or on your person, ever!
I have two daughters and both of them lament over how completely f*cked up younger guys are nowadays. They both have tougher macho guys than their friends (both watch and pay hockey and would at least give me SOMEWHAT of a good brawl if I needed to beat them up for some transgression against my kid(s) ..
But my daughters' friends' most "macho" boyfriends usually turn out to be "deeply personally complicated" or simply lying to their girlfriend about going out with their buddies to a Sox game on a Sunday night and instead get busted on Twitter hanging out in the South End or at the RamRod Room in the Fenway...then the girlfriends stay with the hottie and try to "change" them, or, better yet, they accept the dude's lifestyle, blah blah blah...
It's the new millennium, and a "Real Man" shops at Abercrombie or Nordstrum. I used to buy my jeans at "Old Navy", back about 10 years ago...Walk in there today and the Men's Department has more pink/purple/yellow/pastel colors than a friggin' Easter Basket
I buy my jeans at Sears. And EITHER of my daughters can probably kick the living crap out of the wuss with the tough-guy Facebook posting. And if, as they were beating up the little Anti-gun p*ssy, he suddenly gained the upper edge, my youngest (17) would just Pepper Spray him (Fox Labs 5.1 - nasty stuff!) and my oldest would pop him with a .38 round from her S&W 442, wait about 10 minutes til the wimp bleeds out, put a steak knife in his hand (after slicing her hands a few times with "defensive but superficial wounds"), rip her shirt a bit then calmly tell the detectives that he tried to sexually assault her.
Today's "real men" wear tan, just like their "hero" does!! (Putin must have wet himself laughing when the KGB showed him this) View attachment 106136
Me? "Yeah, I'll take an extra LARGE (not "Ventee") Pike Roast please....And no, I don't have a 'rewards card' "
holy sweet jesus
![[cheers]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/018.gif "Cheers [cheers]")
There's that and I wonder how he'd look making pouty faces for the camera after getting butt stroked in the pie hole.
DispositionMatrix
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Next up: GlockJock deported from MA for nonconformity.HA!!!...
He's the typical Belmont Center or Somerville Starbucks type...the ones who look at me like I'm worse than a Taliban if when I'm standing in line, wearing my "NRA! STAND and FIGHT!" T-shirt, worn intentionally, just to piss them off and freak them out (I actually -I swear this - keep it on a hanger in my car and purposely put it on when I'm going to Starbucks, or to walk Harvard Square, etc)..
All this as I'm waiting to order my Starbucks Large Pike Roast...oops, silly me, it's not "a large", it's a "Grande" (pronounced Grahnd-Ay), but I ask for large EVERY TIME just to further twist the panties of the "man" taking my order...the one usually wearing the tighty TIGHT jeans - y'know, the ones that show off his "Ass wiggle" as he struts around looking only slightly less feminine than my still-hot-and-sexy 47 year old wife (pics available, for a substantial fee of course). And all while carrying my SW 442 (hollow points +p) in my pocket (available for quick draw, for the close-range elimination of meth-fueled-crackhead-junkie armed robber of the the Convenience Store/Liquor Store where I'm buying my Powerball ticket) AND also carrying my G26 (+p HP) on my ankle, for that special wing-nut who walks into the Steak House that I'm dining at and decides it's "judgment day" and starts executing innocents, only to discover, much to his warped chagrin, that indeed it IS "judgment day" and, sorry to mess up your master plan and your YouTube rant but you WON'T be taking out 14 innocents before ending YOUR miserable existence (but DAMMIT, now I have to use a sick day from work til my hearing returns, since I didn't have time to roll up little wads of napkin and block my ears before firing 5 or 6 times. The ringing doesn't bother me, at all,, but my job requires perfect hearing so I guess I'll hit the beach instead...Bonus that I won't have to hear my Sicilian bitch (but SOOOO hot when angry!!) wife while I'm farting under the beach umbrella and checking out the "Zoom" feature of my new Smartphone
Hey, Starbucks? Yeah, the place (and everywhere else in Massachusetts!!!!) is Wussy-Pussy Central, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee tastes like friggin' 3 day old toilet water and the Starbucks stuff gives you a stiffer boner than any friggin' Purple Pill ever would!!...
Chivalry is dead, "Real Manhood" is considered Neanderthal / Caveman. It's the "new world order" in this country. If you're "male" and under 40, you are almost REQUIRED to have MULTIPLE "life issues", be completely subservient ("Yes, dear", sheepishly)...If you wear shorts in the summer, they have to be the dorky-wussy style that the girls wear in Provincetown, and you MUST be able to shed a tear and be "sensitive" at all times, you must be Pro Gay Marriage and Anti War / Anti George Bush (either of them), you must vote for "Lizzie", and my good God - GOD ALMIGHTY - you may NOT keep a "g-g-g-GUN" in the house or on your person, ever!
I have two daughters and both of them lament over how completely f*cked up younger guys are nowadays. They both have tougher macho guys than their friends (both watch and pay hockey and would at least give me SOMEWHAT of a good brawl if I needed to beat them up for some transgression against my kid(s) ..
But my daughters' friends' most "macho" boyfriends usually turn out to be "deeply personally complicated" or simply lying to their girlfriend about going out with their buddies to a Sox game on a Sunday night and instead get busted on Twitter hanging out in the South End or at the RamRod Room in the Fenway...then the girlfriends stay with the hottie and try to "change" them, or, better yet, they accept the dude's lifestyle, blah blah blah...
It's the new millennium, and a "Real Man" shops at Abercrombie or Nordstrum. I used to buy my jeans at "Old Navy", back about 10 years ago...Walk in there today and the Men's Department has more pink/purple/yellow/pastel colors than a friggin' Easter Basket
I buy my jeans at Sears. And EITHER of my daughters can probably kick the living crap out of the wuss with the tough-guy Facebook posting. And if, as they were beating up the little Anti-gun p*ssy, he suddenly gained the upper edge, my youngest (17) would just Pepper Spray him (Fox Labs 5.1 - nasty stuff!) and my oldest would pop him with a .38 round from her S&W 442, wait about 10 minutes til the wimp bleeds out, put a steak knife in his hand (after slicing her hands a few times with "defensive but superficial wounds"), rip her shirt a bit then calmly tell the detectives that he tried to sexually assault her.
Today's "real men" wear tan, just like their "hero" does!! (Putin must have wet himself laughing when the KGB showed him this) View attachment 106136
Me? "Yeah, I'll take an extra LARGE (not "Ventee") Pike Roast please....And no, I don't have a 'rewards card' "
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HA!!!...
He's the typical Belmont Center or Somerville Starbucks type...the ones who look at me like I'm worse than a Taliban if when I'm standing in line, wearing my "NRA! STAND and FIGHT!" T-shirt, worn intentionally, just to piss them off and freak them out (I actually -I swear this - keep it on a hanger in my car and purposely put it on when I'm going to Starbucks, or to walk Harvard Square, etc)..
All this as I'm waiting to order my Starbucks Large Pike Roast...oops, silly me, it's not "a large", it's a "Grande" (pronounced Grahnd-Ay), but I ask for large EVERY TIME just to further twist the panties of the "man" taking my order...the one usually wearing the tighty TIGHT jeans - y'know, the ones that show off his "Ass wiggle" as he struts around looking only slightly less feminine than my still-hot-and-sexy 47 year old wife (pics available, for a substantial fee of course). And all while carrying my SW 442 (hollow points +p) in my pocket (available for quick draw, for the close-range elimination of meth-fueled-crackhead-junkie armed robber of the the Convenience Store/Liquor Store where I'm buying my Powerball ticket) AND also carrying my G26 (+p HP) on my ankle, for that special wing-nut who walks into the Steak House that I'm dining at and decides it's "judgment day" and starts executing innocents, only to discover, much to his warped chagrin, that indeed it IS "judgment day" and, sorry to mess up your master plan and your YouTube rant but you WON'T be taking out 14 innocents before ending YOUR miserable existence (but DAMMIT, now I have to use a sick day from work til my hearing returns, since I didn't have time to roll up little wads of napkin and block my ears before firing 5 or 6 times. The ringing doesn't bother me, at all,, but my job requires perfect hearing so I guess I'll hit the beach instead...Bonus that I won't have to hear my Sicilian bitch (but SOOOO hot when angry!!) wife while I'm farting under the beach umbrella and checking out the "Zoom" feature of my new Smartphone
Hey, Starbucks? Yeah, the place (and everywhere else in Massachusetts!!!!) is Wussy-Pussy Central, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee tastes like friggin' 3 day old toilet water and the Starbucks stuff gives you a stiffer boner than any friggin' Purple Pill ever would!!...
Chivalry is dead, "Real Manhood" is considered Neanderthal / Caveman. It's the "new world order" in this country. If you're "male" and under 40, you are almost REQUIRED to have MULTIPLE "life issues", be completely subservient ("Yes, dear", sheepishly)...If you wear shorts in the summer, they have to be the dorky-wussy style that the girls wear in Provincetown, and you MUST be able to shed a tear and be "sensitive" at all times, you must be Pro Gay Marriage and Anti War / Anti George Bush (either of them), you must vote for "Lizzie", and my good God - GOD ALMIGHTY - you may NOT keep a "g-g-g-GUN" in the house or on your person, ever!
I have two daughters and both of them lament over how completely f*cked up younger guys are nowadays. They both have tougher macho guys than their friends (both watch and pay hockey and would at least give me SOMEWHAT of a good brawl if I needed to beat them up for some transgression against my kid(s) ..
But my daughters' friends' most "macho" boyfriends usually turn out to be "deeply personally complicated" or simply lying to their girlfriend about going out with their buddies to a Sox game on a Sunday night and instead get busted on Twitter hanging out in the South End or at the RamRod Room in the Fenway...then the girlfriends stay with the hottie and try to "change" them, or, better yet, they accept the dude's lifestyle, blah blah blah...
It's the new millennium, and a "Real Man" shops at Abercrombie or Nordstrum. I used to buy my jeans at "Old Navy", back about 10 years ago...Walk in there today and the Men's Department has more pink/purple/yellow/pastel colors than a friggin' Easter Basket
I buy my jeans at Sears. And EITHER of my daughters can probably kick the living crap out of the wuss with the tough-guy Facebook posting. And if, as they were beating up the little Anti-gun p*ssy, he suddenly gained the upper edge, my youngest (17) would just Pepper Spray him (Fox Labs 5.1 - nasty stuff!) and my oldest would pop him with a .38 round from her S&W 442, wait about 10 minutes til the wimp bleeds out, put a steak knife in his hand (after slicing her hands a few times with "defensive but superficial wounds"), rip her shirt a bit then calmly tell the detectives that he tried to sexually assault her.
Today's "real men" wear tan, just like their "hero" does!! (Putin must have wet himself laughing when the KGB showed him this) View attachment 106136
Me? "Yeah, I'll take an extra LARGE (not "Ventee") Pike Roast please....And no, I don't have a 'rewards card' "
WTF? I like Nordrom's. jeez way to paint with a broad brush there, guy.
Lol, a colleague. I'm done with it now, but I used to bounce at RIRA in Portsmouth, and at the Honeypot in Seabrook (horror job). I financed college with it, but now I'm just too old to hit guys half my age. And I don't have the patience anymore.
They are violent, because they are emotional, not rational. The media is HEAVILY weighting any gun/shooting stories as that is what is giving them ratings.. It's also promoting fear. Fear promotes irrationality. Which makes them even EASIER to manipulate/control. The sheep are being herded by the great Facebook, told what to think via the Idiot box. The second amendment does not mesh well with a nicely controlled group of consumeristic sheep.
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