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I don't think Jimmy Norman has a habit of thinking things through.![[hmmm]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/009.gif "Hmm [hmmm]")
Or anything swinging between its legs.
Spit out my dinner.
Depends if the tanning salon shut down that Sunday or not, could give old Normey a temper.
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GlockJock
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HA!!!...![[rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif "ROFL [rofl]")
He's the typical Belmont Center or Somerville Starbucks type...the ones who look at me like I'm worse than a Taliban if when I'm standing in line, wearing my "NRA! STAND and FIGHT!" T-shirt, worn intentionally, just to piss them off and freak them out (I actually -I swear this - keep it on a hanger in my car and purposely put it on when I'm going to Starbucks, or to walk Harvard Square, etc)..
All this as I'm waiting to order my Starbucks Large Pike Roast...oops, silly me, it's not "a large", it's a "Grande" (pronounced Grahnd-Ay), but I ask for large EVERY TIME just to further twist the panties of the "man" taking my order...the one usually wearing the tighty TIGHT jeans - y'know, the ones that show off his "Ass wiggle" as he struts around looking only slightly less feminine than my still-hot-and-sexy 47 year old wife (pics available, for a substantial fee of course). And all while carrying my SW 442 (hollow points +p) in my pocket (available for quick draw, for the close-range elimination of meth-fueled-crackhead-junkie armed robber of the the Convenience Store/Liquor Store where I'm buying my Powerball ticket) AND also carrying my G26 (+p HP) on my ankle, for that special wing-nut who walks into the Steak House that I'm dining at and decides it's "judgment day" and starts executing innocents, only to discover, much to his warped chagrin, that indeed it IS "judgment day" and, sorry to mess up your master plan and your YouTube rant but you WON'T be taking out 14 innocents before ending YOUR miserable existence (but DAMMIT, now I have to use a sick day from work til my hearing returns, since I didn't have time to roll up little wads of napkin and block my ears before firing 5 or 6 times. The ringing doesn't bother me, at all,, but my job requires perfect hearing so I guess I'll hit the beach instead...Bonus that I won't have to hear my Sicilian bitch (but SOOOO hot when angry!!) wife while I'm farting under the beach umbrella and checking out the "Zoom" feature of my new Smartphone
Hey, Starbucks? Yeah, the place (and everywhere else in Massachusetts!!!!) is Wussy-Pussy Central, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee tastes like friggin' 3 day old toilet water and the Starbucks stuff gives you a stiffer boner than any friggin' Purple Pill ever would!!...
Chivalry is dead, "Real Manhood" is considered Neanderthal / Caveman. It's the "new world order" in this country. If you're "male" and under 40, you are almost REQUIRED to have MULTIPLE "life issues", be completely subservient ("Yes, dear", sheepishly)...If you wear shorts in the summer, they have to be the dorky-wussy style that the girls wear in Provincetown, and you MUST be able to shed a tear and be "sensitive" at all times, you must be Pro Gay Marriage and Anti War / Anti George Bush (either of them), you must vote for "Lizzie", and my good God - GOD ALMIGHTY - you may NOT keep a "g-g-g-GUN" in the house or on your person, ever!
I have two daughters and both of them lament over how completely f*cked up younger guys are nowadays. They both have tougher macho guys than their friends (both watch and pay hockey and would at least give me SOMEWHAT of a good brawl if I needed to beat them up for some transgression against my kid(s) ..
But my daughters' friends' most "macho" boyfriends usually turn out to be "deeply personally complicated" or simply lying to their girlfriend about going out with their buddies to a Sox game on a Sunday night and instead get busted on Twitter hanging out in the South End or at the RamRod Room in the Fenway...then the girlfriends stay with the hottie and try to "change" them, or, better yet, they accept the dude's lifestyle, blah blah blah...
It's the new millennium, and a "Real Man" shops at Abercrombie or Nordstrum. I used to buy my jeans at "Old Navy", back about 10 years ago...Walk in there today and the Men's Department has more pink/purple/yellow/pastel colors than a friggin' Easter Basket
I buy my jeans at Sears. And EITHER of my daughters can probably kick the living crap out of the wuss with the tough-guy Facebook posting. And if, as they were beating up the little Anti-gun p*ssy, he suddenly gained the upper edge, my youngest (17) would just Pepper Spray him (Fox Labs 5.1 - nasty stuff!) and my oldest would pop him with a .38 round from her S&W 442, wait about 10 minutes til the wimp bleeds out, put a steak knife in his hand (after slicing her hands a few times with "defensive but superficial wounds"), rip her shirt a bit then calmly tell the detectives that he tried to sexually assault her.
Today's "real men" wear tan, just like their "hero" does!! (Putin must have wet himself laughing when the KGB showed him this)
Me? "Yeah, I'll take an extra LARGE (not "Ventee") Pike Roast please....And no, I don't have a 'rewards card' "
He's the typical Belmont Center or Somerville Starbucks type...the ones who look at me like I'm worse than a Taliban if when I'm standing in line, wearing my "NRA! STAND and FIGHT!" T-shirt, worn intentionally, just to piss them off and freak them out (I actually -I swear this - keep it on a hanger in my car and purposely put it on when I'm going to Starbucks, or to walk Harvard Square, etc)..
All this as I'm waiting to order my Starbucks Large Pike Roast...oops, silly me, it's not "a large", it's a "Grande" (pronounced Grahnd-Ay), but I ask for large EVERY TIME just to further twist the panties of the "man" taking my order...the one usually wearing the tighty TIGHT jeans - y'know, the ones that show off his "Ass wiggle" as he struts around looking only slightly less feminine than my still-hot-and-sexy 47 year old wife (pics available, for a substantial fee of course). And all while carrying my SW 442 (hollow points +p) in my pocket (available for quick draw, for the close-range elimination of meth-fueled-crackhead-junkie armed robber of the the Convenience Store/Liquor Store where I'm buying my Powerball ticket) AND also carrying my G26 (+p HP) on my ankle, for that special wing-nut who walks into the Steak House that I'm dining at and decides it's "judgment day" and starts executing innocents, only to discover, much to his warped chagrin, that indeed it IS "judgment day" and, sorry to mess up your master plan and your YouTube rant but you WON'T be taking out 14 innocents before ending YOUR miserable existence (but DAMMIT, now I have to use a sick day from work til my hearing returns, since I didn't have time to roll up little wads of napkin and block my ears before firing 5 or 6 times. The ringing doesn't bother me, at all,, but my job requires perfect hearing so I guess I'll hit the beach instead...Bonus that I won't have to hear my Sicilian bitch (but SOOOO hot when angry!!) wife while I'm farting under the beach umbrella and checking out the "Zoom" feature of my new Smartphone
Hey, Starbucks? Yeah, the place (and everywhere else in Massachusetts!!!!) is Wussy-Pussy Central, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee tastes like friggin' 3 day old toilet water and the Starbucks stuff gives you a stiffer boner than any friggin' Purple Pill ever would!!...
Chivalry is dead, "Real Manhood" is considered Neanderthal / Caveman. It's the "new world order" in this country. If you're "male" and under 40, you are almost REQUIRED to have MULTIPLE "life issues", be completely subservient ("Yes, dear", sheepishly)...If you wear shorts in the summer, they have to be the dorky-wussy style that the girls wear in Provincetown, and you MUST be able to shed a tear and be "sensitive" at all times, you must be Pro Gay Marriage and Anti War / Anti George Bush (either of them), you must vote for "Lizzie", and my good God - GOD ALMIGHTY - you may NOT keep a "g-g-g-GUN" in the house or on your person, ever!
I have two daughters and both of them lament over how completely f*cked up younger guys are nowadays. They both have tougher macho guys than their friends (both watch and pay hockey and would at least give me SOMEWHAT of a good brawl if I needed to beat them up for some transgression against my kid(s) ..
But my daughters' friends' most "macho" boyfriends usually turn out to be "deeply personally complicated" or simply lying to their girlfriend about going out with their buddies to a Sox game on a Sunday night and instead get busted on Twitter hanging out in the South End or at the RamRod Room in the Fenway...then the girlfriends stay with the hottie and try to "change" them, or, better yet, they accept the dude's lifestyle, blah blah blah...
It's the new millennium, and a "Real Man" shops at Abercrombie or Nordstrum. I used to buy my jeans at "Old Navy", back about 10 years ago...Walk in there today and the Men's Department has more pink/purple/yellow/pastel colors than a friggin' Easter Basket
I buy my jeans at Sears. And EITHER of my daughters can probably kick the living crap out of the wuss with the tough-guy Facebook posting. And if, as they were beating up the little Anti-gun p*ssy, he suddenly gained the upper edge, my youngest (17) would just Pepper Spray him (Fox Labs 5.1 - nasty stuff!) and my oldest would pop him with a .38 round from her S&W 442, wait about 10 minutes til the wimp bleeds out, put a steak knife in his hand (after slicing her hands a few times with "defensive but superficial wounds"), rip her shirt a bit then calmly tell the detectives that he tried to sexually assault her.
Today's "real men" wear tan, just like their "hero" does!! (Putin must have wet himself laughing when the KGB showed him this)
Me? "Yeah, I'll take an extra LARGE (not "Ventee") Pike Roast please....And no, I don't have a 'rewards card' "
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Lank
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Guy looks like a toolbag.
Fired from my HTC One with high capacity storage
Where does this dildo live?
GlockJock
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Looks like someone you see shopping with his "buddy", at the "Whole Foods Market" in the South End on a Saturday afternoon, after a delicious Tall Mocha Chai Latte Frappacino at Starbucks, of course.....
This. I love how the FB tough guy thinks it's just a given he'd knock a guy out one shot. Not as easy as he thinks.
Just another reason to be glad I'm not on facebook
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Well, well, well... Look what I done did found.
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Probably NY or NJ, where other than in a cops holster, they've never seen someone legally carry a real gun,
The "scaring the children" comment was only to cover for him pissing his own pants at the sight of civilian lawfully carrying a gun.
He'd really soil his drawers if he went down South, where a kid seeing someone carrying a gun on his hip wouldn't be scared at all. In fact, the kid would probably say "look mommy, he's got really nice Colt Lightweight Officers Model".
Yeah,I don't know about that. I just took a look at his pics. He's a pretty sturdy guy. If he has the balls to go with his big arms, he might be fun to take out to the parking lot for a piss and a disagreement. He doesn't look like a guy that you could just tie up like a pretzel.
That's sometimes the problem. Some guys that act like tough guys actually are.
GaryO
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Guy looks like a toolbag.
Fired from my HTC One with high capacity storage
Jimmy seems like he might be taking too may steroids.[video=youtube_share;Apa0nG1OfUc]http://youtu.be/Apa0nG1OfUc[/video]
falcon123
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https://www.facebook.com/jimmy.norman.921
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Well, well, well... Look what I done did found.
That haircut explains the wool hat.
ToddDubya
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I'd have to hit him with my keyboard.
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