Tuesday night Humor

[Admin]

A minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Atlanta. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Marine asked for Jack Daniels and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips."

The Marine handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[Lynne]

[lol] [lol]

 

[dwarven1]

The Marine handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

So your flight home was a good one, Tony?

Ross

 

[Nickle]

Now there's another good one!

 

[TonyD]

The Marine handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

So your flight home was a good one, Tony?

Ross

 

[Lynne]

Hey....who is that guy with the bulldog avitar???? Oh wait...I think I remember him now.

 

[SgtUSMC8541]

[lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Nickle]

Hey....who is that guy with the bulldog avitar???? Oh wait...I think I remember him now.

Was he in the 3rd Infantry Division (Army)?




Just kidding, Tony.

 

[Lynne]

Hey....who is that guy with the bulldog avitar???? Oh wait...I think I remember him now.

Was he in the 3rd Infantry Division (Army)?

I was taking a drink when I read that...

 

[Moderator]

[lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[SiameseRat]

Yeah I feel so abandoned by Tony [arrow]

 

[Nickle]

I was taking a drink when I read that...

Spill or spit much of it?

The 3rd ID's mascot is (or at least was), a Bull Dog. I was in their area my last long tour to Germany, in the early 80's. Every morning the radio would play "I'm just a dog faced soldier", so when I saw the crack, I instantly remembered 3rd ID.

Yes, I do know the origin of "Teufel Hunden". Google it and you may find out. I didn't, but then, I don't need to.

 

[Lynne]

I was taking a drink when I read that...

Spill or spit much of it?

Well...some of it did come out my nose, but it wasn't carbonated, so it didn't hurt too bad. The rest I choked on and had a coughing fit.

 

[Nickle]

Well, hopefully you're all right now. Sorry about that, I COULDN'T resist. I just hope Tony doesn't hate me for it.

 

[Admin]

Yes, I do know the origin of "Teufel Hunden". Google it and you may find out. I didn't, but then, I don't need to.

The Germans learned the hard way to respect Marines. [twisted]

 

[Nickle]

The Germans learned the hard way to respect Marines. [twisted]

And Americans in General, because of the USMC and certain Army units (not all of them).

If the US hadn't entered WW1, it would've gone on far longer, and the outcome is uncertain. The old saw about the French General bitching about speaking English is VERY true.

Britain and the US have bailed those clowns out too many times. I say, NEVER again should we bail the traitorous French out. Screw 'em, if they get in trouble, they can ask the Middle East that they worship to help them.

 

[Admin]

Well put Nickle!

 

[Nickle]

Thanks, but I just call them as I see them.

 

[Admin]

Thanks, but I just call them as I see them.

You and me both brother.