I got a hand job and intensified screening and I am TSA Pre Check, CDL w/ Haz & Tank, TWIC, Part 107 current, Part 61 non current airman, they ignored the 2 laptops with fully charged batteries, the drone with 3 fully charged lithium Ion batteries,cell phone, cables, etc.. they missed the 4 rounds of spent 22LR, yet were fixated on the 3 bananas in my carry on. Then the TSA-Tard complained when my pants wouldn't stay up after he asked me to loosen my belt ( I go close to 300 pounds, belts are a must, loosen them and it ain't pretty). I should have let out a fart.
One of my recent trips back to Florida had me hauling 15 pounds of frozen marinated steak tips from the Tuckaway Tavern. 15 bags, one pound each, frozen, inside a thermal bag, inside another thermal bag, inside a Milwaukee canvas tool bag. The TSA-Tards were baffled.... off I go to the secondary screening area.... I told the dolt if he unpacked them he was re-packing them exactly as they were before he touched them, and as he was pawing thru them I told him it was my ex wife.
Then there was the time I tried to bring wrenches, ratchets, and motorcycle parts thru Boston... almost missed my flight in that cluster F. Forfeit the 2 grand in tools and parts, or go check the bag and be re-screened..... $35 bucks to check the bag, they were paging me to get to the gate as I cleared TSA the second time.
Then the time my wife was traveling with me, I wanted a small back rest for one of my bikes to come with me. They ignored 2 sets of license plates ( sharp edges improvised weapons) in my bag, gave my wife ( holds a Top clearance, an ATF Explosives license, works on Nuclear missiles) the third degree over the back rest in her carry on.
I have 2 more round trips home between now and the end of April, I can't wait to see what TSA has in store for me.
I swear to G_d, if I ever hit the lottery I will buy a twin engine plane and fly myself the 1200 miles Lawrence to Punta Gorda