Trooper joke

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Trooper Joke
I found this on a different forum.


The Trooper's Nightstick

Two men are driving through Georgia when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.

The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver
rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

"What the hell was that for," the driver asks.

"You're in Georgia, Boy," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, Officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the
guy his license back.

The trooper THEN walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! The trooper smacks HIM on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for," the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true," the passenger asks.

"Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your
buddy and say, 'I wish that summbitch would've tried that B.S. with me!'"


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[C-pher]

OK, that was funny.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Too funny. [lol] [lol]

 

[Skald]

Too true!

 

[TonyD]

Down here in the South that's what we call an equal opportunity grape thumping.