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Trooper joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cross-X, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Trooper Joke
    I found this on a different forum.


    The Trooper's Nightstick


    Two men are driving through Georgia when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.

    The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver
    rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

    "What the hell was that for," the driver asks.

    "You're in Georgia, Boy," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

    "I'm sorry, Officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."

    The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the
    guy his license back.

    The trooper THEN walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
    window.

    The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! The trooper smacks HIM on the head with the nightstick.

    "What'd you do that for," the passenger asks.

    "Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

    "Making WHAT wish come true," the passenger asks.

    "Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your
    buddy and say, 'I wish that summbitch would've tried that B.S. with me!'"


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  2. C-pher

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    OK, that was funny.
     
  3. MrsWildweasel

    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    Too funny. [lol] [lol]
     
  4. Skald

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    Too true!
     
  5. TonyD

    TonyD One Shot One Maggie's Drawers

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    Down here in the South that's what we call an equal opportunity grape thumping. [wink]
     

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