Trick or Treat

[Lynne]

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.


And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...












You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

 

[Adam_MA]

And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...



You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

You mean you can't otherwise???

Shit my neighbors are gonna be PISSED! [twisted]

 

[dwarven1]

11: you can wear leather and chains and no one thinks you're perverted.

 

[Cross-X]

11: you can wear leather and chains and no one thinks you're perverted.

Down, boy!

 

[dwarven1]

Oh, Darius... you're so easy. I knew that would get you going. [lol]

Let's see... how can I torment him next?

 

[Cross-X]

Oh, Darius... you're so easy. I knew that would get you going. [lol]

Let's see... how can I torment him next?

Nice diversion, Ross.


We are still onto you!

 

[dwarven1]

Oh, Darius... you're so easy. I knew that would get you going. [lol]

Let's see... how can I torment him next?

Nice diversion, Ross.


We are still onto you!

Hey, Darius... Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!

 

[Admin]

Hey, Darius... Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!

 

[Cross-X]

Oh, Darius... you're so easy. I knew that would get you going. [lol]

Let's see... how can I torment him next?

Nice diversion, Ross.


We are still onto you!

Hey, Darius... Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!

Remind me never to come to dinner at your house when you are serving Roast Chicken ala Dwarven!

 

[C-pher]

Oh, Darius... you're so easy. I knew that would get you going. [lol]

Let's see... how can I torment him next?

Nice diversion, Ross.


We are still onto you!

Hey, Darius... Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his D**K stuck in the chicken.

 

[dwarven1]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his D**K stuck in the chicken.

[shock] [shock]

 

[Lynne]

Hey, Darius... Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!

 

[Grifter]

12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.

 

[C-pher]

12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.

[shock] [shock] [shock]

 

[dwarven1]

12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.

Uh... we know how to prevent that sort of thing these days, Grifter.

 

[Cross-X]

12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.

Uh... we know how to prevent that sort of thing these days, Grifter.

Dvarven1, I had no idea you used to be a Marine!

 

[dwarven1]

12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.

Uh... we know how to prevent that sort of thing these days, Grifter.

Dvarven1, I had no idea you used to be a Marine!

Congratulations, Cross-X! You win the "Non-sequitur of the day" contest!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

and no, never a Marine. Used to be a Boy Scout; does that count? [lol]

 

[KMaurer]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his D**K stuck in the chicken.

Been watching "The Last Boy Scout" again, have we?

Ken

 

[Cross-X]

12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.

Uh... we know how to prevent that sort of thing these days, Grifter.

Dvarven1, I had no idea you used to be a Marine!

Congratulations, Cross-X! You win the "Non-sequitur of the day" contest!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

and no, never a Marine. Used to be a Boy Scout; does that count? [lol]

Dwarven1: Had you served your country like some of the rest of us did, you would have been exposed to the military's filmstrip on VD. Therein lies my literary reference.

It wasn't exactly a great production, but it was memorable. Watching it took all the fun out of sport-f*&kin'.