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Trick or Treat

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Lynne, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. Lynne

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    10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

    8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

    6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

    5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

    4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

    3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    2. Less guilt the next morning.


    And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...












    You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!
     
  2. Adam_MA

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    You mean you can't otherwise???

    Shit my neighbors are gonna be PISSED! [twisted]
     
  3. dwarven1

    dwarven1 Appleseed Instructor Dealer NES Member

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    11: you can wear leather and chains and no one thinks you're perverted.
     
  4. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Down, boy!
     
  5. dwarven1

    dwarven1 Appleseed Instructor Dealer NES Member

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    Oh, Darius... you're so easy. I knew that would get you going. [lol]

    Let's see... how can I torment him next?
     
  6. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Nice diversion, Ross.


    We are still onto you!
     
  7. dwarven1

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    Hey, Darius... Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!
     
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  9. Cross-X

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    Remind me never to come to dinner at your house when you are serving Roast Chicken ala Dwarven!
     
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    Why did the pervert cross the road?

    He had his D**K stuck in the chicken.
     
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  12. Lynne

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  13. Grifter

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    12. Candy doesnt make it burn when you pee.
     
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  15. dwarven1

    dwarven1 Appleseed Instructor Dealer NES Member

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    Uh... we know how to prevent that sort of thing these days, Grifter.
     
  16. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Dvarven1, I had no idea you used to be a Marine!
     
  17. dwarven1

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    Congratulations, Cross-X! You win the "Non-sequitur of the day" contest!

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    and no, never a Marine. Used to be a Boy Scout; does that count? [lol]
     
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    Been watching "The Last Boy Scout" again, have we? [wink]

    Ken
     
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    Dwarven1: Had you served your country like some of the rest of us did, you would have been exposed to the military's filmstrip on VD. Therein lies my literary reference.

    It wasn't exactly a great production, but it was memorable. Watching it took all the fun out of sport-f*&kin'.

    :)
     

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