dwarven1
Lonely Mountain Arms
Tree Hugger
A woman from Tasmania, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a block of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points of the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered an owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled then he told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, The Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
A woman from Tasmania, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a block of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points of the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered an owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled then he told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, The Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
