"Towel Heads"

KMaurer

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Recently, in my role as moderator, I noticed that some posters have been using the politically incorrect terms "Towel Heads" or "Rag Heads" in reference to Islamic terrorists.

Please note that we all need to be more sensitive and accurate in our choice of words.

I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, sometimes take offense at being called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is actually not a towel, but more properly a small folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

Ken
 
I feel very ashamed of myself for using such an unPC adjective that causes them offense. From now on, the little sheet heads will be called just that. I'll make sure to tell everyone else I hear using the incorrect aforementioned term to please change it.

( [lol] [lol] [lol] )
 
KMaurer said:
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."
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Y'know, I even got this one mailed to me last week... by my mother the liberal!

But she doesn't even think it's a religion of peace, either. She's learning...

Ross
 
dwarven1 said:
KMaurer said:
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."
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Y'know, I even got this one mailed to me last week... by my mother the liberal!

But she doesn't even think it's a religion of peace, either. She's learning...

Ross
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And you thought there was no light at the end of the tunnel. Oh ye of little faith. :D
 
What's really sad is that Christians, Muslems, and Jews all worshop the SAME FREAKING GOD!!!!

The biggest difference is in how they view the various people who have walked the earth, The Muslems split off with Abraham after God's little test with his son Issac. The Christians took their own path with Jesus, but the root of it all is the SAME HEAD HONCHO!!!

What a bunch of little sheet heads!
 
Chris said:
What's really sad is that Christians, Muslems, and Jews all worshop the SAME FREAKING GOD!!!!
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I don't know who said it, but I got a real laugh when I heard that a holy war was really about "who's invisible friend was the best"!

Ross
 
Mystery Solved...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now.............

No Christmas.
No television,
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No beer
No retirement plan
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors
More than one wife
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
Women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
 
IMNSHO, the penalty for bigamy should be no chance of divorce. One wife is good, I don't think I'd want 2. All I can do sometimes to handle 1.

Of course, Pork BBQ, and hot dogs/sausage would be good to have.

Why not burgers? I don't follow that one.
 
Oh god, the Krauts. Get packed on a bus or a subway with them between the lack of showering,etc. We think that is where big foot is...you would have to shave the women down.
 
Lynne said:
Nickle said:
Lynne said:
Depending on the unshaved wives....

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I'll take it you never lived in Continental Europe.
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Nickle, dearheart...what do you take me for? A Socialist? EGADS man! I'd rather be dead! [lol]
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I lived in Germany for 8 years, 2 long tours, with extensions, while I was Regular Army. Most German women thought razors were for men. And, no, Lynne, a lot of them aren't Socialists.

Mrs WW, that's a funny one, and true.
 
Yup the joys of being there almost 3years. Although I do miss the beer and the food. What I would do to get a good(real)brat. yummmm
 
Luckily for me, I'm a Rindswurst person, and "Hot Links" are a close substitute, though spicy. The wife was a Bratwurst person, and I've yet to find really good ones, except for Some frozen pre-cooked brats we got from Wally World (Super Wal Mart). I 'm not sure if they were Johnsville, but they were precooked, in the freezer, and believe it or not tasted pretty good.
 
Yeah,I haven't found a good brat yet. Glenn did the currywurst. We had this great little stand right outside our gate,had the best brats and they would stay open until our last trick bus came back. Same with the Italian restaurant across from our Kasern.
 
I'm sorry...but I thought this was a riot.

Two Middle East mothers were sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulled her bag out and started flipping through pictures and they began reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" said the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now." mum confides.

"Oh so sad dear," said the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," said the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born."

"He's a martyr, too," mum said quietly.

"Oh gracious me." said the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby, my beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispered.

"Yes," said the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first started school."

"He's also a martyr." said mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looked wistfully at the photographs and said...

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
 
I knew there was a smell here that didn't suit me.

Personal attacks, flame baiting, off-color language and questioning, disagreeing and/or offending the regulars/moderators is a no-no, but blatant racism and bigotry is allowed?

I tried and couldn't, so I ask now that your tech people delete my registration; I want no part of this garbage.

You now have back your 100% white boy club. Enjoy.
 
lhonda said:
I knew there was a smell here that didn't suit me.

Personal attacks, flame baiting, off-color language and questioning, disagreeing and/or offending the regulars/moderators is a no-no, but blatant racism and bigotry is allowed?

I tried and couldn't, so I ask now that your tech people delete my registration; I want no part of this garbage.

You now have back your 100% white boy club. Enjoy.
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Uh... what'd we say? OK, I know, but...

What - we're not allowed to make fun of people who declare themselves sworn enemies of our country and way of life and then prove it in repeated murderous attacks against our people, military and embassies? Including an act of war?? (I'd call the attack on the Cole an act of war! Not sure if 9/11 counts, but I sure think it does.)

And how does she (or he?) know we're all white? I can't tell color through a computer screen! Can you? And at least 6 posters are female, so does that mean that MrsWW, Lynne, SR, MrsTank, Laura, DaisyWench, etc, all need to leave so our "white boys" club will be "pure'?
 
dwarven1 you said what I thought, and was wondering if he/she was seious. This is one of the best boards I've been on,and was really taken aback. Wasn't sure how to reply. I personally don't care what race anyone is. What I do have issue with is a race trying to kill us for our beliefs,freedoms,and our way of life. I am of the you are either with us or against us..
 
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