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Top 10: Guns are Better Than MEN

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Hey- turnabout is fair play! [smile] Made this up for you:

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OVERSIZED .50 CAL FOR A COMPACT .32, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

9 - YOUR HANDGUN DOESN'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU BRING IT TO THE MALL.

8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A HANDGUN, IT WON'T THINK YOU WANT TO SLEEP

WITH IT.

7 - YOUR PRIMARY FIREARM DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP

A GUN IN YOUR TOP DRAWER IN CASE OF "MALFUNCTIONS."

6 - YOUR HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF IT ONLY HAS 8 SQUARE INCHES OF

CLOSET SPACE.

5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T NEED SOLE USE OF THE REMOTE CONTROL.

4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVEN WHEN THE GAME IS ON.

3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"

2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE.


and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man...

1 - YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHEN A GUN IS GOING TO EXPELL GAS.
 
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