Tony and Derek, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.
Derek says to Tony: "Look up ahead it's a damn police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these beers!"
Don't worry, Tony," Derek said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then we'll peel off the labels and stick them on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What for?" asked Tony.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Derek.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys ya'll been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Derek while pointing at the labels..."Me and Tony's on the Patch."
Derek says to Tony: "Look up ahead it's a damn police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these beers!"
Don't worry, Tony," Derek said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then we'll peel off the labels and stick them on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What for?" asked Tony.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Derek.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys ya'll been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Derek while pointing at the labels..."Me and Tony's on the Patch."
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