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Wait....Black pumpkins are bad.
So....Orange Pumpkin Good?

Who'd a thunk it?
If your pumpkin is black, you are racist because it is black. If your pumpkin is some other color, you are racist for excluding black.

So, all pumpkins are racist.
 

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If MLK were alive today he'd say "Why do they insist on naming streets after me in the shittiest neighborhoods?"
I always considered it a public service - that way, travelers know what part of town to stay out of.
 

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The teacher apparently posed the students with their hands on each other's heads during a field trip to the Bronx Zoo in November.

During a slideshow prepared by the teacher, who the students say is Edward Heinrichs, the picture was shown with the caption, "Monkey Do."

After the picture of the students, a picture of a gorilla followed - and the parents of the teenagers say that the photo is disturbing and racist.
 

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Sounds like ol'Eddie was dipping into the sauce during the outing.
Apparently not his first lapse in judgment, either:
The parents also claim there was another offensive picture in a slideshow done by the same teacher from a previous year showing three African American female students and a lion with the caption, "All Animals Don't Stink."
[rofl]
 

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I expected to be brought to a satire site. Somebody should remove all the sharp objects from Noah's house
 

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Odd: if you're going to run a cyclic schedule, why just two days? They'd have better schedule flexibility with more. My high school (the school lunch thread is bringing back all these memories) had five: A-Day, B-Day, C-Day, D-Day, and E-Day. Morning announcement on the PA always began, "Good morning - today is E-Day." (or whatever it happened to be). It was also modular: the school day was broken into seventeen 20-minute "mods" with most classes being two, and things like labs and PE being three. Mods that weren't booked for a class became study hall or lunch.
 

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That stuff happens in the mid-west. Even as far north-mid-west as Michigan. The kids in Missouri see it all the time. DWB is pretty prevalent down there with the AF base and all. I mean, hell, my daughter was working at the bank and one of the other tellers said, "I can't believe black and white people get married. That should be illegal. It's just wrong." She knows who my son/SIL is. WTF,O???? Daughter does VERY well helping anyone that isn't "up to snuff" in the bank. Which is funny because it's in EBF, Missouri, not some rich suburb of KC or something. Actually, given it's almost in KC, that's officially WBF. But I digress.

I hope he gets paid a ton.
 

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I don't even have to read the article because my kids school uses the same stupid color code curriculum. I think today was a maroon day, which means Monday is a white day.
 

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I have one black guy that works for me. We had a good year. I was very happy that we were able to give every employee a Christmas bonus of 10% of their salary. All the checks were drawn off the same bank and a couple of the guys cashed their checks at the local branch. The bank didn't call me about any of the white guys cashing an unusually large check, but they called me about the black guy.
 
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