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TN Woman Arrested for Being "Too Rough" with Boyfriend During Relations.

Dennis in MA

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She punched him 3 weeks prior OUTSIDE of sex. She's taken The Crazy Train to Captain Insano's house. I'll take a hard pass, thanks.

Between cucks like this guy and the other half of young men when can't perform due to porn abuse - it's no wonder that college girls are looking for older men.
Years ago, I was at this church mens' group. The leader was this big burly cop. He was. . . a bit overbearing. He always had topics that related to what he was going through or what he was dealing with within his family. Really self-serving. He was a good guy but couldn't see past his own stuff.

Anyhow, the topic that month was teenage mastrubation. Now, I hadn't been a teen in a long long long time, but I endured. (We didn't know the topics before arriving.)

He starts to tell about how boys should properly mastrubate. No joke. He did.

THEN he tells this story of a young man who would go out every day to feed the hogs or whatever and he'd do it while waiting for the hogs to finish eating. Looking down at his Wellies. (and his Willy!)

Anyhow, he gets to his wedding night and he can't perform b/c he doesn't see his Wellies. I mean, talk about your made-up, give me a break, stories. (His point was if you watch porn, you'll never get it up for your bride. Ummmmmm. . . )

I wanted SOOOOO bad to say in the silence after he finished this incredibly strange story, "So Jay. . . . . still got them Wellies?" ROFL!!!!
 

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She punched him 3 weeks prior OUTSIDE of sex. She's taken The Crazy Train to Captain Insano's house. I'll take a hard pass, thanks.



Years ago, I was at this church mens' group. The leader was this big burly cop. He was. . . a bit overbearing. He always had topics that related to what he was going through or what he was dealing with within his family. Really self-serving. He was a good guy but couldn't see past his own stuff.

Anyhow, the topic that month was teenage mastrubation. Now, I hadn't been a teen in a long long long time, but I endured. (We didn't know the topics before arriving.)

He starts to tell about how boys should properly mastrubate. No joke. He did.

THEN he tells this story of a young man who would go out every day to feed the hogs or whatever and he'd do it while waiting for the hogs to finish eating. Looking down at his Wellies. (and his Willy!)

Anyhow, he gets to his wedding night and he can't perform b/c he doesn't see his Wellies. I mean, talk about your made-up, give me a break, stories. (His point was if you watch porn, you'll never get it up for your bride. Ummmmmm. . . )

I wanted SOOOOO bad to say in the silence after he finished this incredibly strange story, "So Jay. . . . . still got them Wellies?" ROFL!!!!
This long story would make a whole lot more sense if I knew what a "Wellies" is.

Short for Wellingtons?

Do you mean Bean Boots?

He has some sort of a foot fetish?
 

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Let's hope his never crosses paths with a Latina, or even a Russian woman. No way he'd come out of that shit alive and in one piece.
 

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What a loser! Called the cops on his girlfriend because she got mildly kinky.

Obligatory Not Guilty -- Girl next-door.

"Nashville, TN – A 24-year-old woman was arrested Jan. 1 after biting and scratching her boyfriend during sex causing him to call the police.

Kristan Parris allegedly bit her boyfriend on the arm and back and also scratched him several times on the back, according to The Smoking Gun.

The boyfriend said Parris began to bite and scratch him "while, or slightly before, they began some intimate activities," according to the probable cause affidavit. The boyfriend said it was beyond the scope of their normal intimacy.

Tennessee law enforcement officers are required by law to arrest somebody if police are called to a domestic violence scene and there is probable cause that an assault occurred."

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She doesn't even have crazy eyes! Not guilty, either on the visible evidence or in reality.
 

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She'll clean up very well as she looks for a new BF and at 24 she has plenty of time to do so. All she was doing was trying to figure out what she likes in bed while he was learning what he doesn't like. He needs a softer kinder type of a girl. She a rough, tough, strong man.

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I can NOT believe I haven't seen this posted yet. What is happening to NES?!

I'd hit it!

First comment in the list.

"Must have been a truly delicate little flower...I've been with some that made me look like I tried to sandpaper a wildcats ass in a phone booth...LOL"
True story (or No shit, there I was, if you prefer): When I was 19, I worked for an auto parts store. When we opened up, the manager would take his newspaper and head right for the head while I got the lights on, etc. One morning, maybe 30 seconds after Fred goes in, I hear a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom.

"Fred? You OK?"

"She's crippled me!!" I'm thinking "WTF?" He comes out with his pants partway down and turns around - there are 4 parallel GOUGES running horizontally across his lower back. I'm talking red, DEEP gouges, each the width of a fingernail - someone drew blood here!

"I picked this girl up last night and took her home and when she came, she reaches around my back and CLAWED me!!"

I couldn't help it; I just started laughing at him. I mean, this girl must have reached around until her hands met, dug in and RIPPED! Bet he never forgot her.
 

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I can NOT believe I haven't seen this posted yet. What is happening to NES?!

I'd hit it!



True story (or No shit, there I was, if you prefer): When I was 19, I worked for an auto parts store. When we opened up, the manager would take his newspaper and head right for the head while I got the lights on, etc. One morning, maybe 30 seconds after Fred goes in, I hear a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom.

"Fred? You OK?"

"She's crippled me!!" I'm thinking "WTF?" He comes out with his pants partway down and turns around - there are 4 parallel GOUGES running horizontally across his lower back. I'm talking red, DEEP gouges, each the width of a fingernail - someone drew blood here!

"I picked this girl up last night and took her home and when she came, she reaches around my back and CLAWED me!!"

I couldn't help it; I just started laughing at him. I mean, this girl must have reached around until her hands met, dug in and RIPPED! Bet he never forgot her.
In their imaginary lives, most NES'ers prefer that. ROFL!!!!
 
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