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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Win, Nov 8, 2018.
Tinder user, 69, wants to legally change his age to 49 so he can get more dates
I'll have to keep an eye on this story. I may want to change my age to 70 and retire now
it sounds like he's got age discrimination on his hands. I bet Tinder has money to settle.
He looks wicked old for 49.
Epic troll job.
I hope he wins. They let the cat out of the bag... It's time to reap what you sew...
Hey if you can change your gender from male to female then why the hell not your age
I'll change my age to 67 so I can collect social security and why not, I've worked the required number of quarters.
In! Been working since I was 11, seems 44 years should be enough...
Why doesn't he do what everybody else does.... LIE
You, and literally everyone else. Who will be paying into the ponzi scheme?
I identify as Tax-Exempt. Why is that any different than a person with junk identifying as a woman?
Why everybody who hasn't gotten to the required number of quarters of course.
Exactly. A man is no longer a man, a woman is no longer a woman, a white woman can be a black woman, etc. Why not identify as a different age, too?! Bizarro World!
Sure, why the hell not. Will have a better chance if he moved to Massachusetts first.
Of course, but I think that's only ten years. Maybe the government can pay for it. I hear they got tons of money. Like 22 trillion or something.
I wonder if I can legally change the size of my manhood?
Not just tons of money but trees that actually grow it.
Easy, just switch to the metric system.
dolezal approves of this man...
Didn't know that. I shouldn't be surprised though. I know there are meat plants, so why not money plants.
No gender, no age, no property, no house, no religion........True Resist Human!
Shapiro thought he had this covered:
10th is a specist!
I wonder if I could legally change six inches to nine
I set my profile to say I'm a 21 year old Asian chick, and it works... I'm getting a LOT more contacts on the thing. Infinitely more actually. With the real me, it rounds to zero. As a hot Asian chick, about 1 million per day. Unfortunately, they're all dudes even though I also put lesbian in the profile... can't they read??
If the Media has your back, you can totally lose a decade:
You look wicked tall for 49 inches!
Size is an evolving paradigm.
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