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Tinder user, 69, wants to legally change his age to 49 so he can get more dates

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Win, Nov 8, 2018.

  1. Win

    Win NES Member

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    Tinder user, 69, wants to legally change his age to 49 so he can get more dates
     
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  2. Choctaw

    Choctaw NES Life Member NES Member

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    I'll have to keep an eye on this story. I may want to change my age to 70 and retire now ;)
     
  3. Boris

    Boris Son of Kalashnikov NES Member

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    it sounds like he's got age discrimination on his hands. I bet Tinder has money to settle.
     
  4. June4th

    June4th NES Member

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    Brilliant! [laugh2]
     
  5. minininjer

    minininjer NES Door Greeter NES Member

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    He looks wicked old for 49.
     
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    Epic troll job.
     
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    I hope he wins. They let the cat out of the bag... It's time to reap what you sew...
     
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  8. Hetzer

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    Hey if you can change your gender from male to female then why the hell not your age o_O

    I'll change my age to 67 so I can collect social security and why not, I've worked the required number of quarters. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Radtekk

    Radtekk NES Member

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    In! Been working since I was 11, seems 44 years should be enough...
     
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  10. snax

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    Why doesn't he do what everybody else does.... LIE
     
  11. DarkNet

    DarkNet NES Life Member NES Member

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    You, and literally everyone else. Who will be paying into the ponzi scheme?
     
  12. Squire

    Squire NES Member

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    I identify as Tax-Exempt. Why is that any different than a person with junk identifying as a woman?
     
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  13. Hetzer

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    Why everybody who hasn't gotten to the required number of quarters of course.
     
  14. ProGun

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    Exactly. A man is no longer a man, a woman is no longer a woman, a white woman can be a black woman, etc. Why not identify as a different age, too?! Bizarro World![hmmm]
     
  15. Shawnyc

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    Sure, why the hell not. Will have a better chance if he moved to Massachusetts first.
     
  16. DarkNet

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    Of course, but I think that's only ten years. Maybe the government can pay for it. I hear they got tons of money. Like 22 trillion or something. ;)
     
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    I wonder if I can legally change the size of my manhood?

    :)
     
  18. Hetzer

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    Not just tons of money but trees that actually grow it.:cool:
     
  19. Hetzer

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    Easy, just switch to the metric system.
     
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    dolezal.jpg

    dolezal approves of this man... [rofl]
     
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    Didn't know that. I shouldn't be surprised though. I know there are meat plants, so why not money plants.
     
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    No gender, no age, no property, no house, no religion........True Resist Human!
     
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    10th is a specist! :D
     
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    I wonder if I could legally change six inches to nine :oops:
     
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    I set my profile to say I'm a 21 year old Asian chick, and it works... I'm getting a LOT more contacts on the thing. Infinitely more actually. With the real me, it rounds to zero. As a hot Asian chick, about 1 million per day. Unfortunately, they're all dudes even though I also put lesbian in the profile... can't they read??
     
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    my hero
     
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    If the Media has your back, you can totally lose a decade:
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    You look wicked tall for 49 inches!
     
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    Size is an evolving paradigm.
     

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