One morning while on vacation a husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with
the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes
a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"Yes, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"I see, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am," and he left.
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with
the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes
a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"Yes, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"I see, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am," and he left.
