I give the guy a lot of credit!! At least he tried! [lol]
> To Be 6 Again
>
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
> back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
>
> Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
> her Birthday.
>
> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
>
> What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,the
> Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
> and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
> husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
>
> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
> what was it like being six again??
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
>
> I meant my dress size, you dumb bunny!
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
> it wrong.
> To Be 6 Again
>
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
> back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
>
> Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
> her Birthday.
>
> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
>
> What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,the
> Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
> and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
> husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
>
> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
> what was it like being six again??
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
>
> I meant my dress size, you dumb bunny!
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
> it wrong.