Not to mention I probably couldn't act a lick. But if some asshat pulled this on me I would have rag-dolled him all over the red carpet.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/20/cruise.prank.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/20/cruise.prank.ap/index.html