From the Cape Cod Times' endorsement of our horse's ass of an Attorney General:
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Unless, you're a consumer who wishes to purchase a handgun.
Now, I'm warning you, make sure you're sitting down, and have finished swallowing your coffee before reading any further.
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I'm serious, man. Put down that Dunkins.
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What an abject turd.
ABJECT (ab-jekt) adjective:
1. utterly hopeless, miserable, humiliating, or wretched: abject poverty.
2. contemptible; despicable; base-spirited: an abject coward.
3. shamelessly servile; slavish.
Headline:
Reward Reilly
As attorney general, Reilly has fought for workers and consumers.
Unless, you're a consumer who wishes to purchase a handgun.
Now, I'm warning you, make sure you're sitting down, and have finished swallowing your coffee before reading any further.
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In a proposal that should even attract the attention of Republicans, Reilly will launch a "Deregulating Government Initiative" to "weed out duplicative and obsolete state regulations..."
What an abject turd.
ABJECT (ab-jekt) adjective:
1. utterly hopeless, miserable, humiliating, or wretched: abject poverty.
2. contemptible; despicable; base-spirited: an abject coward.
3. shamelessly servile; slavish.