These guns are getting smarter, they must be stopped

[jefftk]

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/a..._to_get_gun/?rss_id=Boston.com+--+Latest+news

HAVERHILL, Mass.—Police in Massachusetts say a Pennsylvania man with rope, a pulley, a flashlight attached to a headband and glow sticks may have drowned in a river while trying to retrieve a gun.

They're not just shooting people anymore, they've figured out how to drown us!

We should make bodies of water gun free zones!!

 

[cekim]

"Unleash the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism..." -Dr. Evil

Looks like Darwin did us another solid.

 

[OCB]

As I was reading the OP, I pictured Ezel (sp?), the crackhead from the movie 'Friday'.

 

[ARV]

He realized just how much he could get for that Glock if he sold it in Mass rather than throw it in the river.

 

[cekim]

He realized just how much he could get for that Glock if he sold it in Mass rather than throw it in the river.

Perhaps he was concerned a Kennedy would crash his car in that spot and they'd dredged it up.

 

[one-eyed Jack]

Looks like he came to the end of his rope.

 

[Jsfitzgerald85]

its that dam pond loop hole again, when will the government learn and do something about this. Its all Bush's fault he put that water there

 

[rogzballz]

Guy should've posted help on here ... we could've had a tailgate party at the site.

 

[hminsky]

I like the second paragraph:

Haverhill (HAY'-vruhl) police say divers found a

It's important to talk like a townie. You mean it's not "hay ver hill "? What about "were sess ter "?

 

[fbirdquik6]

And his youtube video on glock durability was never completed.....

 

[center442]

Does a Glock in a river mean it's a water pistol?

 

[xtry51]

Does a Glock in a river mean it's a water pistol?

No, it transforms from a grenade to a depth charge

 

[Grimlock]

You guys are sheep. It wasn't the gun, he had ROPE, my god ROPE with him. Oh the humanity....

 

[strangenh]

There goes his "lost it in a boating accident" story.

 

[Reptile]

I bet he brought it illegally into Mass. When he lost it in the river, he was afraid somebody would find it and get him in trouble. Just a guess, but that sounds probable.

 

[jefftk]

I bet he brought it illegally into Mass. When he lost it in the river, he was afraid somebody would find it and get him in trouble. Just a guess, but that sounds probable.

Wait! This must be the iron river of guns I've heard about!

They are floating the guns down the river to get them in to the state! This guy was trying to make the pick up, but screwed up.

 

[emccarthy]

if we had stricter rope control laws, it might have prevented a needless, tragic death! Think of the children!

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[ARV]

Wait! This must be the iron river of guns I've heard about!

They are floating the guns down the river to get them in to the state! This guy was trying to make the pick up, but screwed up.