There's a new badass in town; "Mike from Massachusetts"

He looks like a fat ass for sure. I read an article some time ago that many crematoriums won't accept morbidly obese bodies because the fat burns with such intense heat that the equipment can be damaged.
 
starts a grease fire lol
It literally does.
One mortuary we service has had to have several fire details in the past year for that very reason .
Took all freaking night for the fire to go out and the remains to be consumed.
The chambers are pretty well sealed and you just have to wait it out.
 
I can't wait to turn in my paperwork. I can't have fun while the eagle shits in my bank account. I may have to be careful with the gig I have lined up, but ho boy, when I retire retire, it's game on.
 
fkin fake intellectuals, stupid af mofo

if you're going to be a f***tard on the internet, use unique images for everything. otherwise i can find every other instance of your photo on the internet.

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guy has a neckbeard and a 5-head

What neck, I don’t see one.
 
Easy on the Crocs…it is both highly functional and fashionable footwear…it announces to the world, “i‘ve been married so long I don’t give a f*ck”..
I'm sure Mike can attest to the old saying about crocs....

Wearing crocs is like getting head from a guy...
Feels amazing but when you look down you realize you're gay.
 
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