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The worst 7 words ever uttered by a wife on Sunday morning!
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Knob Creek
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“Can we go to home goods today”?
Rockrivr1
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I can’t express how much I hate that place!
At 36 (she's 23) I'm dating pretty much the perfect girl and she's even a PIA at times. There isn't a woman on the planet that's 100%. Learn to ignore the mood swings and stay on your grind.
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I had a girl i was "dating" before I met my wife call me one day and say 7 words that made my life flash before my eyes before she elaborated. "Marc, I need to tell you something" thankfully, it was just that the dress shop she lost a ring in many months prior called her to say they found it. Horrific way to start that conversation
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Always the bottom one
Dennis in MA
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"I think I want to try pegging."
Honestly - I don't mind this one if it's not "in season." Like, a thursday afternoon. There is nothing that gets your woman's engine running than shopping with her for clothes. That and dinner and the rest of the night is yours. Hell, I make a game out of it. We wander around. I pick out odd stuff for her to try. And then some stuff that I know she would look good in. Just to see the contrast. She HAS to try on and show me whatever I pick out. It can be funny or. . . . um. . . . . yeah.
Now, if it's a "Billy needs new jeans and Molly needs hair elastics and a cute top and. . . " Pass. I mean, I'll even take out ONE of my children shopping. ONE. For them. But having to do a "grocery order" of clothes shopping? Nope. Sorry. Not interested. THAT'S exhausting.
Knob Creek
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I'd rather have my gums scraped than go in there. The one in Wareham at least has a LL Bean outlet and a Cape Code Coffee shop in the same plaza.
Rockrivr1
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The coffee place is a must. Then again a bar wouldn't be bad either. I believe there is a Home Goods, TJ Maxx and Marshalls in that Wareham complex. Triple hell. I'll sit in the bar/coffee shop instead of walking around with the wife anyday.
calsdad
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Do you think I'm an idiot?
I actually said that to my wife one time when she asked me that question .
pdm
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That's like the day after you move in together, right?Oh please. Wait till man o pause kicks in. That'll make the other stuff seem like the good old days.
Knob Creek
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Cape Cod Coffee has a Bar inside which serves Alcohol. Good Bloody Marys.
The worst for me is while Im sleeping .. either very early in the AM (wife is a teacher so she gets up at 4) or very late (because she seems to need no sleep) - "Hey - there is something leaking" or "there is a weird smell" or "there is this sound" or "one of the kids is :whatever:" Always when Im sleeping - always..
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When I walk through the door and I hear "We have to talk, we have a major problem to deal with" I've reached a point that whenever my wife says this as I walk through the door I have a flowchart on responses. Are the kids hurt dead or in jail. Did the house catch fire while I was gone. Did the basement flood. And finally were the cops here. If the answer to all is no then I'll talk to you later is my response. If I'm itching for a good battle then I follow my chart to "did that woman come by here and throw diapers on the porch. I don't know who she is. Nevermind."
calsdad
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Yeah..... this.
My wife has just about zero situational awareness. She'll say shit like that , and I usually try to get out of it by going " I didn't hear anything" , even though I did. But apparently I never learn because what comes next is : "come here - there it is again". And I have to get up , go to wherever she is - and listen. Usually it's like the house creaking somewhere faintly because there's like 50 mph winds outside - or the heat just kicked on and the cast iron baseboards are creaking a little bit. But no matter how many times something happens - she never files the noise away in her data banks so she recognizes it the next time, and we've been in this house for more than 25 years.
StevieP
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If your wife is ever mad at you, go out and buy a new gun or maybe a fishing rod & reel.
She'll still be mad at you, but you'll have a new gun or fishing rod, and that's a good thing.
She'll still be mad at you, but you'll have a new gun or fishing rod, and that's a good thing.
mibro
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My house is lightly haunted. Tapping on the bedroom door at 2:00 am last night type haunted. My wife sleeps through everything. I'm so used to all the weird sh!t my heart rate doesn't rise.
Rockrivr1
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Done that, won the prize. Paid the price......
(I read through this before posting and yes, it's a total Flex on the Poors! Though I'll be dead soon so i guess it doesn't matter. Hope to see you all at my funeral! I'll be the guy in the closed coffin as I'm not sure if fire, acid or drowning will be on the menu) ![[laugh]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/012.gif "Laugh [laugh]")
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