The Snotty Receptionist

[FPrice]

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

 

[hiram_Abiff]

[lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[SiameseRat]

that was a good one [lol]

 

[C-pher]

Now that's a good one!

 

[Grifter]

Wow I hope I never get that old.

 

[dwarven1]

Wow I hope I never get that old.

As my dad used to day, "Consider the alternative."

 

[Grifter]

Oh I have considered the alternative. Honestly I'll take it. I know its cliche to say that I want to go out in flames of glory but I do. I don't want to wither away. Instead I want people to say " THAT WAS AWESOME" whenever they think about me dying. [twisted]

 

[C-pher]

Yea, I'm sure that I'm going to putter out...thinking..."That's not what I meant to do."

 

[C-pher]

Plus, I'm hoping to grow old...so I can play senile and be a dirty old man.

For some reason, Sexual Harassment doesn't seem to apply to men over 70.

 

[dwarven1]

For some reason, Sexual Harassment doesn't seem to apply to men over 70.

Or Brits. My coworker can say the most outrageous things and get away with them. Something about that d*mned accent. [roll]

 

[Lynne]

For some reason, Sexual Harassment doesn't seem to apply to men over 70.

Or Brits. My coworker can say the most outrageous things and get away with them. Something about that d*mned accent. [roll]

I used to work with a woman who was from London. She had the ability to say "Go to hell and F yourself on the way." and make it sound like an absolutely enjoyable experience. [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Grifter]

I somewhat beg to differ. I am really picky. I was taught throughout my youth to not have any dialect or regional accent. People still swear I sound like I have an italian accent though. Anyways.

There are two types of British accents in my book.

The very suave refined accent which is cool to listen to.

And then theres the dirty oliver twist style I just ate a bag of dirt accent. I cannot stand this accent. I don't care if I was ever poisoned and the only man that had the antidote was a man with this accent. I wouldn't care to hear him speak. It's like "nails on a chalkboard" to me.

 

[dwarven1]

My coworker is from south London, so he's got what is called a Cockney accent. Even after working with him for two years, if he talks fast I still have to ask him to repeat himself.

OTOH, when he wants to, he can slow down and put on a very "posh" accent. I heard him do that once when we had a customer meeting and did a complete doubletake at him because it didn't sound like him at all...