The Florida man challenge

[nstassel]

Google "florida man" and your date of birth then post the first news story headline.
Mine was:
"Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his."

 

[knoxy]

Google "florida man" and your date of birth then post the first news story headline.
Mine was:
"Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his."

This year: Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
Last year: Florida man claims he killed, dismembered roommate because he was possibly ‘next mass killer,’ cops say

 

[Dennis in MA]

Florida Man Invents Movable Type! Gets Caught In Machinery 8 Minutes Later.

 

[Malodave]

Can't find anything. With JFK assassinated two weeks earlier,
It might have calmed Florida down for a bit.

Malodave

 

[MacNH]

Florida man crashes into Taco Bell.

 

[nstassel]

Can't find anything. With JFK assassinated two weeks earlier,
It might have calmed Florida down for a bit.

Malodave

No don't use the year!

 

[KVX]

Florida man chases neighbor with tractor screaming "run fat a**"

 

[edmxz2002]

Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration.

 

[mibro]

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say.

 

[knoxy]

Florida man crashes into Taco Bell.

This must be a regular occurrance. Saw another one when Florida Man crashed into taco bell, and tried using a taco as ID!

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar

"Police quoted Jones as identifying himself as Alice in Wonderland, blaming the attack on “a hookah-smoking caterpillar” and saying that he had a problem with “building a place to sell alcohol.”"

 

[bigpick]

Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.

 

[Brewer]

Florida man crashes into Taco Bell.

This must be a regular occurrance. Saw another one when Florida Man crashed into taco bell, and tried using a taco as ID!

He's apparently pro-fishing and anti- Taco Bell.

2019: Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

2018: Florida man accused of putting 3-year-old girl in oven

2017: Florida fisherman is very sorry for selling cocaine found while sea fishing

 

[chrbla2000]

I'll play, (fun game btw):

"Florida man tries to pawn his baby"

 

[citoriguy]

Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath, deputies say

 

[DJBrad]

This is old news to me but I’ll play.

Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his ‘footmobile’

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221538185.html

 

[EddieA]

Florida Man tries to pay for fast food with bag of weed.

Sounds legit...

 

[richc]

Sounds like a scene from Deliverance!

Florida man chases neighbor with tractor screaming "run fat a**"

 

[Matt2109]

Florida man put semen in coworker's water

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

"Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza"

Um.....ok

 

[fitzknny]

Florida man arrested after job application shows he was wanted for an. Old Cold Case Crime . . . meh . . .

 

[Buck F]

Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex’s new boyfriend

 

[RumRunner]

Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling burger

 

[dontpanic]

Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog

(This is thread has epic potential.)

 

[drgrant]

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder

A South Florida man with half a head is facing attempted murder and arson charges for setting his mattress on fire.

www.fox13news.com

Jesus christ....

 

[RumRunner]

Might have to move to Florida, seems I could be considered a genius there

 

[not new guy]

Missing Florida Man Says He Wants to Heal, Kill People

 

[Palladin]

Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder, arson charges

 

[babygorilla]

First search result from this year;
FLORIDA MAN TIM DORSEY: LAUGHING AT FLORIDA MAN IS NOT ONLY OK—FOR FLORIDIANS, IT'S ESSENTIAL | OPINION

 

[IPSC_DRL]

Deputies: Florida man killed with ax in fight over beer, lottery tickets.

Florida man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor

Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden