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The 2020 Short Bus Thread.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Skysoldier, Jun 12, 2019 at 1:52 AM.

  1. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Forum Curmudgeon NES Member

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    Rather than clutter up the Trump thread, I think we need another hilarious thread about the
    plethora of Democratic Candidates!

    The first debate is coming in less than 2 weeks, and the headcount of the "clown car" of candidates has now reached the point, where they are going to need a "Short Bus" instead of a car!

    It was originally planned for 20 podiums for the democrat window lickers, but the number is now up to about 22 with Kamal Harris qualifying yesterday.

    You have to admit, these debates are going to be a real shit-show. and will be full of outrageous gaffs and levels of stupidity the likes of which we have never seen since the days of the wild west!

    I also am anticipating a lot of schadenfreude as the liberal heads melt and explode.[laugh2]

    So, I will start with this post to get the ball rolling.....

    https://www.americanthinker.com/blo...nd_20_spots_so_who_gets_the_little_table.html

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    I was going to say that it would be like an SNL skit from the old days with this peanut gallery of stars trying to up one another with promises of free shit.

    When free shit is mentioned, take a drink. If someone uses the word "free" in a sentence more than once, double fist.
     
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    Bernie, Maura, and Biden, L - R
     
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  5. Fishfinder

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    This could be very entertaining.

    "MSNBC prime time anchor Rachel Maddow was named Tuesday as one of the five moderators for the first presidential debate, and it’s caused some commotion on the right."

    "Her inclusion as a moderator is raising eyebrows because she’s not viewed as an impartial host."

    NBC Faces Flak For Naming Maddow A Moderator For Presidential Debate
     
  6. blindfire

    blindfire NES Member

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    I love it.

    We have a dumpster fire thread AND NOW a short bus thread! I love this place
     
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    Don’t forget to chug a beer for every time one of the idiots say, “orange man bad.”
     
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    ButtGiggle makes me laff
     
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    If I am elected, I'm takin all the guns n ammo and leaving them with NES for safe keeping until redistribution to the right folks. I wonder how many dem guns we'll get from surprise stashes? Redistribution will take place at skysoldiers place in New Mexico with him in charge of redistribution.
     
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    What I would like to see is a counter in corner of screen like they do for a ball game. 0ne counter for “free” and another for “Trump bad” and a third for “the sky is falling” which includes climate change, constitutional crisis, overturn Roe v Wade or TEOTWAWKI.
     
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    In the past, I had preferred to think of all the candidates exiting a clown car, since they are all clowns. A short bus suggests they are tarded, which is true, so that also works for me.
     
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    I see this going one of two ways:

    1. They start somewhat in the middle and slowly move left until they reach full blown retardation trying to outdo each other.

    2. They try to start in the middle, but someone goes full blown retard right at the beginning and everyone has to outdo that one.

    I hope it goes the second way. It will be very entertaining.

    "I will forgive all debt"
    "Oh yeah, well, I will cure cancer"
    "S*ck it. I will cure cancer and take all guns away from people"
    "I will do all the above and give free college to people"
    "You are all noobs. I will save the world by reverting climate change and will steal all guns, which will be melted to cure cancer"
    ...

    How many times will they say "common sense law"?
    - my guess is at least 20 times.
     
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  13. Choctaw

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    I hope they eat each other alive. My concern is that it will all be soft questions revolving around Trump instead of making them provide details of their actual plans to improve our country. Bernie keeps targeting large corporations like Walmart insisting that they pay a living wage. All of them want to increase tax on the "tippy top" Americans. Most want to roll back incentives that brought American companies back to our soil.

    Maybe I just assume that the large companies and very wealthy are mostly all democrats. But I would think these people and companies that are being targeted would not support the predominantly socialist ideas being presented.

    I hope they climb over each other trying to reach the top like the zombies in World War Z.
     
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  14. Dennis in MA

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    Hard to argue things suck when everyone is employed. You have to fabricate a problem. And it isn't a united problem so you fabricate 25 different problems that ring true to small sections, and the majority of voters who aren't in that section see you as a fraud.

    Keep at it, Democrats. If you were smart, you'd be doing anything in your power to tank the economy. That's your only shot at winning.
     
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    Sky, you get extra points for the use of the word schadenfreude. [thumbsup]
     
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    I can win the debate just by shouting ten words: Trump bad, undocumented good, ban gunz, climate change, free shit!
     
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    NOT 1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue anymore!!!!
    Sooo....exactly which of those other "moderators" - other than Madcow - Savannah Guthrie, Lester Holt, Chuck Todd, José Diaz-Balart - should be considered impartial????

    You heard it here first. ALL the candidates are going to CONSUME Uncle Joey like a pack of wild dogs on a wounded fawn. He already tried to radically reverse his "regular guy" middle-of-the-road persona just last week when he saw his poll numbers tank. There's no way he can out-crazy the rest of them. The mainstream dems are apparently perfectly comfortable with crazy now, even if the rest of America isn't. They saw what happened to the last milk-toast, establishment shill when she got her oversized hindquarters flogged in 2016.
     
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    Ha, we'll all be dead of alcohol poisoning within the first fifteen minutes...
     
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    To me this is just more proof that the 2016 primaries were rigged to favor Cliton.

    Two challengers back then, and one of them had to switch parties to get on the ballot, and the other one just might as
    well have been the janitor that cleaned up DNC HQ.

    Where were all these qualified, young, vibrant, promising, diverse candidates 3 years ago?

    Oh yeah, right... it would have been unthinkable, bold, sacrilegious to even consider challenging the Queen to her
    rightful place on the throne...'Bu-bu-but it was her turn'.

    LOL... f***ing morans.
     
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    The 2016 primaries were DEFINITELY rigged for her through the super-delegate system, and everyone saw it. As such I think you're going to see an overzealous effort within the party to bend over backwards the other way for 2020. This effort will be to the benefit of the likes of Liawatha and the other angry, Marxist Fossil from Vermont. Biden will die a (political) death of a thousand cuts. He'll be knifed by both the "moderators" (a bigger misnomer there's never been) and the other candidates. I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!!![popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn][popcorn]
     
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    Yeah well...….from some of your posts, you aren't too far from being a passenger on the Short Bus yourself![rofl][rofl]
     
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    Yeah, but will they make unka joe’s balls bleed?

    THAT is the question
     
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    LOL, great visual for the Dem situation...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Did I read someone is looking for a date with this chick?

    [​IMG]

    Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested and charged after allegedly assaulting her live-in boyfriend until he bled.

    The Indian Harbour Beach Police Department were called to the scene after a man reported that his girlfriend became “enraged” and attacked him during an altercation in the early hours last Tuesday, according to a police report obtained by the Daily News.

    Pitchford, of Florida’s Indian Harbour Beach, continuously struck her boyfriend, who was not named, with her fists and scratched the left side of his face, he told police.

    He also told officers that Pitchford “grabbed him by his balls and squeezed them until they were bleeding,” according to the report

    From Florida woman arrested after allegedly grabbing boyfriend’s testicles, squeezing them ‘until they were bleeding’
     
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    Hey...on the short bus, you are guaranteed a seat! No standing up or sitting in the aisle! lol
     
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    But the windows taste like sh!t.
     
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    Yeah...that is true. That's why you resort to chewing on the hair of the girl in front of you.
     
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    If you can get past the smell [puke]
     
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