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Survivor: Maine

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jacobtowne, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. jacobtowne

    jacobtowne

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    Just in case you haven't seen this before:

    IF YOU COME FROM MAINE, YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS A
    LOT MORE.....BUT YOU'LL GET THE IDEA ANYWAY!!

    Local stations are planning to do "Survivor: Maine"

    The contestants will start at Kittery, travel up to Portland
    and on to Lewiston. From there they will head over the
    Oxford hills, then cross over into Somerset County, up
    through Dexter, past Piscataquis County logging camps
    and up into The County.

    They will then proceed down through Washington County
    and head through Lincoln to Bangor. Then back down
    through Pittsfield and Waterville, past Augusta, and back
    down to Kittery.

    Each contestant will be driving a Volvo with New Jersey
    license plates and a large bumper sticker. Contestants
    will draw for which of these will be placed on their bumper:

    "Gay Rights",

    "I'm a Vegetarian",

    "NASCAR Sucks",

    "Go Yankees!",

    "Free the Lobsters".

    "Drinking is for Idiots"

    "Deer Hunting is Murder"

    and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"

    Any contestant who makes it back to Kittery alive,
    wins "Survivor: Maine".

    JT
     
  2. Nickle

    Nickle

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    Make sure to let us know when. I've had a Maine hunting license before, but am not sure sure what the current bag limit is for Liberals.
     
  3. Adam_MA

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    No bag limit, open season!
     
  4. Nickle

    Nickle

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    Oh, you mean, like Terrorists. I have a Federal License for hunting those, a REAL one.
     
  5. Weerd Beard

    Weerd Beard

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    There was some Douche in Portland driving around in a rattle-trap rust bucket

    The sticker said "Profit = Theft" There were several times when my truck aske me if She could eat him.

    I said "no".....maybe I was wrong....

    -Weer'd Beard
     

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