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Stupid parrot joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Nickle, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Nickle

    Nickle

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    As sent to the dhMC Bull by Bandana Bill:

    One day, my neighbor's dishwasher quit working. She calls a repairman and tells him, "Let yourself in to fix this. My bulldog won't bother you. But, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

    The repairman arrives and finds a huge, mean-looking bulldog. As promised, the dog leaves him alone.

    But the parrot drives him nuts with constant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman can't contain himself and yells, "Shut up, you stupid bird!"

    To which the parrot replies, "Get him, Spike!"
     

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