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Here's something from the comment section that nails it:

"What does Ellen Degenerress' lesbian partner look like?
SPOILER ALERT: Not bald, younger than her, with long blonde hair.

What do Rosey O'Donnell's lesbian partners look like?
SPOILER: None of them fat like her, ugly or over 55.

What type of women are preferred by Black lesbian TV stars like Wanda Sykes and Robin Roberts?
hint: Not black women. No fatties. No baldies.
(feel free to Google these names and their partner to see for yourself)

But congrats to woke SI for showing Middle Class, non-celebrity straight men how 'beauty comes from within'!"
 

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Here's something from the comment section that nails it:

"What does Ellen Degenerress' lesbian partner look like?
SPOILER ALERT: Not bald, younger than her, with long blonde hair.

What do Rosey O'Donnell's lesbian partners look like?
SPOILER: None of them fat like her, ugly or over 55.

What type of women are preferred by Black lesbian TV stars like Wanda Sykes and Robin Roberts?
hint: Not black women. No fatties. No baldies.
(feel free to Google these names and their partner to see for yourself)

But congrats to woke SI for showing Middle Class, non-celebrity straight men how 'beauty comes from within'!"
Well I had to look up DB Wanda...Holy smoke show GF....
wanda sykes partner - Yahoo Image Search Results
 

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She ain't bad at all for 56 yrs old.

I'm just getting tired of the "we need to change the way we define beauty" nonsense. It's not like you see them trying to project "positive body image" standards for men. For consistency, they should at least lobby for Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) to be on the cover of Men's Health.
 

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Oh Great SI has now become Freakshow Hustler Magazine, i can't wait for the SI scratch and Sniff edition.
Hey what’s old is new again. Traveling circuses used to have freak shows, and people paid good money to see them.

Its time has come again
 

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Here's something from the comment section that nails it:

"What does Ellen Degenerress' lesbian partner look like?
SPOILER ALERT: Not bald, younger than her, with long blonde hair.

What do Rosey O'Donnell's lesbian partners look like?
SPOILER: None of them fat like her, ugly or over 55.

What type of women are preferred by Black lesbian TV stars like Wanda Sykes and Robin Roberts?
hint: Not black women. No fatties. No baldies.
(feel free to Google these names and their partner to see for yourself)

But congrats to woke SI for showing Middle Class, non-celebrity straight men how 'beauty comes from within'!"

John Candy in Splash:
Freddie:
They published my letter. Here it is, "A lesbian no more". They published my letter. It's in the Forum section!!
 

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Being in my 50s I would hit the 56 year old. But I would never buy the swimsuit issue to look at her. They can be as inclusive as they want, but they seem confused about the demographics of the buyer.
 

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SI is checking all the boxes when it comes to inclusiveness in this issue.

Bob

Halima Aden Makes History as the First Model to Wear a Hijab and Burkini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Halima Aden joins the rookie class of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2019.
SWIM DAILY STAFFAPR 29, 2019

We are absolutely thrilled to announce that Halima Aden is the newest member of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit family, making history as the first Muslim model to wear a hijab and burkini in the magazine.


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Halima Aden wears a hijab and burkini for SI Swim 2019
 
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