We host a party in celebration of St. Patrick - I've tried to NOT have this party for 2 years - Our friends won't let us so we host the party - a brunch.
She and I are cleaning and planning and such - Today she says, "So how many of your friends carry?" I do some quick math and say - "A few."
She says, "Well just let them know the butts play hell on the furniture - I'm glad they are here but your chairs are getting al bunged up"
Really - the one day a year I bring friends in are screwing up my chairs - which I bought before I knew you? OK - no prob.
I need a tin sign made:
"No ticket = No gun"
From "Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet" pool hall scene
She's awesome - Think about it - "If yer butt is showing, it hurts the chairs - think about the chairs! ITS for THE CHAIRS!"
At least we talk about these things and she approves - "Is this an Open Carry Party - Last time the neighbors got scared."
Laugh but please don't point - I feel awkward.
She and I are cleaning and planning and such - Today she says, "So how many of your friends carry?" I do some quick math and say - "A few."
She says, "Well just let them know the butts play hell on the furniture - I'm glad they are here but your chairs are getting al bunged up"
Really - the one day a year I bring friends in are screwing up my chairs - which I bought before I knew you? OK - no prob.
I need a tin sign made:
"No ticket = No gun"
From "Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet" pool hall scene
She's awesome - Think about it - "If yer butt is showing, it hurts the chairs - think about the chairs! ITS for THE CHAIRS!"
At least we talk about these things and she approves - "Is this an Open Carry Party - Last time the neighbors got scared."
Laugh but please don't point - I feel awkward.
